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Marry, Fuck, Kill
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RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill
January 19, 2013 at 10:03 pm (This post was last modified: January 19, 2013 at 10:08 pm by Violet.)
Fuck the hell out of Naomi Watts. Blush She was my first "celeb crush". And I mean... http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0166924/ and the bazillions of sexy pictures of her.

Kill Halle Berry because I didn't like the Flinstones, but loved the cereals.

Marry Gwyneth Paltrow, because she played in one of my favorite movies (Hook), even though I hated her. Honestly, I'd still rather have Naomi Heart

...

Dwayne Johnson

Rachel Maddow

Andrej Pejic
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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Atheist Forums › Discussion › Humor v
Marry, Fuck, Kill

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Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Cinjin - January 15, 2013 at 4:42 pm
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by frankiej - January 15, 2013 at 4:54 pm
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Cinjin - January 15, 2013 at 6:04 pm
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Jackalope - January 15, 2013 at 6:17 pm
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Cinjin - January 15, 2013 at 8:56 pm
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Napoléon - January 15, 2013 at 9:14 pm
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Cinjin - January 16, 2013 at 12:07 am
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Cato - January 15, 2013 at 10:42 pm
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Zen Badger - January 16, 2013 at 6:18 am
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Cinjin - January 16, 2013 at 11:55 am
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by paulpablo - January 16, 2013 at 12:12 pm
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Cinjin - January 16, 2013 at 1:00 pm
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by TaraJo - January 16, 2013 at 2:52 pm
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Cinjin - January 16, 2013 at 2:56 pm
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by paulpablo - January 18, 2013 at 7:46 pm
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Napoléon - January 16, 2013 at 3:00 pm
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Kayenneh - January 18, 2013 at 9:03 pm
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Napoléon - January 19, 2013 at 9:25 am
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Nine - January 19, 2013 at 9:26 am
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Napoléon - January 19, 2013 at 9:28 am
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Annik - January 18, 2013 at 9:05 pm
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Nine - January 19, 2013 at 9:30 am
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Napoléon - January 19, 2013 at 9:32 am
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Something completely different - January 19, 2013 at 9:42 am
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Napoléon - January 19, 2013 at 9:44 am
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Nine - January 19, 2013 at 12:12 pm
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Something completely different - January 19, 2013 at 9:45 am
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Kayenneh - January 19, 2013 at 12:15 pm
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Something completely different - January 19, 2013 at 12:19 pm
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Nine - January 19, 2013 at 12:25 pm
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Cinjin - January 19, 2013 at 6:25 pm
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Nine - January 19, 2013 at 6:31 pm
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Napoléon - January 19, 2013 at 6:31 pm
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Cinjin - January 19, 2013 at 6:42 pm
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by paulpablo - January 19, 2013 at 8:35 pm
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Napoléon - January 19, 2013 at 8:54 pm
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Violet - January 19, 2013 at 10:03 pm
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Nine - January 19, 2013 at 10:14 pm
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Violet - January 19, 2013 at 10:22 pm
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Nine - January 19, 2013 at 10:48 pm
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Joy Squeezy - January 19, 2013 at 10:19 pm
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Nine - January 19, 2013 at 10:21 pm
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Joy Squeezy - January 20, 2013 at 12:07 am
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Joy Squeezy - January 19, 2013 at 10:47 pm
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Violet - January 19, 2013 at 10:52 pm
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Cinjin - January 20, 2013 at 3:37 am
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Violet - January 20, 2013 at 3:50 am
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Cinjin - January 20, 2013 at 4:19 am
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Violet - January 20, 2013 at 4:24 am
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Nine - January 20, 2013 at 8:18 am
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by paulpablo - January 20, 2013 at 1:11 pm
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by frankiej - January 20, 2013 at 2:35 pm
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Kayenneh - January 20, 2013 at 2:42 pm
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by frankiej - January 20, 2013 at 2:47 pm
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Violet - January 21, 2013 at 12:42 pm

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