What Makes You Assume That I'm a Troll?

[RonaldReagansGhost666]

I've heard that a few of you have accused me out being a troll.
If you were one of these people, please give me at least three reasons as to why you'd assume so.

Don't get trolled or otherwise led astray, just follow my advice and shut yer yammer

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1l7N-WLa3Q

1: Asinine threads and retarded posts without the street cred to make it work.
2: Pointless 1-5 word responses to long posts with a great deal of meat to them.
3: Utter absence of creativity even in your 'satirical' posts. Which is really the problem: I don't have respect for the noncreative Mostly... just think them through a little more before you press the enter button, and I'm sure we'll see plenty of entertainment value in you soon enough

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Normal people are boring.

Normal trolls are also boring, and I get tired of seeing them, or people who come off as them.

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Indeed.
I'll assume that strange is synonymous with atypical, and nowadays, that's not too bad of a thing.

Average people have a more certain chance at getting a job they apply for. Normality is monetizable, bizarre people have to work harder to emphasize their differences to succeed.

Which is why you never see someone famous who's only slightly abnormal: they are either exactly what you expect, or nothing you expect. No in-betweens.

What makes my satire uncreative?