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Marry, Fuck, Kill
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RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill
Ok from a female perspective ive done this with wise tactics

Marry ricky gervais, but the thought of him having sex with somone is a bit disgusting so it would be a marriage without sex, just the good jokes

Kill stephen merchant, hes very very funny but just not as funny as the other two

Fuck karl since he looks like he is the more atheletic more normal looking one

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axle rose
bucket head


Are you ready for the fire? We are firemen. WE ARE FIREMEN! The heat doesn’t bother us. We live in the heat. We train in the heat. It tells us that we’re ready, we’re at home, we’re where we’re supposed to be. Flames don’t intimidate us. What do we do? We control the flame. We control them. We move the flames where we want to. And then we extinguish them.

Impersonation is treason.





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Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Cinjin - January 15, 2013 at 4:42 pm
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by frankiej - January 15, 2013 at 4:54 pm
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Cinjin - January 15, 2013 at 6:04 pm
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Jackalope - January 15, 2013 at 6:17 pm
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Cinjin - January 15, 2013 at 8:56 pm
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Napoléon - January 15, 2013 at 9:14 pm
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Cinjin - January 16, 2013 at 12:07 am
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Cato - January 15, 2013 at 10:42 pm
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Zen Badger - January 16, 2013 at 6:18 am
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Cinjin - January 16, 2013 at 11:55 am
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by paulpablo - January 16, 2013 at 12:12 pm
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Cinjin - January 16, 2013 at 1:00 pm
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by TaraJo - January 16, 2013 at 2:52 pm
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Cinjin - January 16, 2013 at 2:56 pm
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by paulpablo - January 18, 2013 at 7:46 pm
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Napoléon - January 16, 2013 at 3:00 pm
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Kayenneh - January 18, 2013 at 9:03 pm
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Napoléon - January 19, 2013 at 9:25 am
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Nine - January 19, 2013 at 9:26 am
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Napoléon - January 19, 2013 at 9:28 am
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Annik - January 18, 2013 at 9:05 pm
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Nine - January 19, 2013 at 9:30 am
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Napoléon - January 19, 2013 at 9:32 am
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Something completely different - January 19, 2013 at 9:42 am
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Napoléon - January 19, 2013 at 9:44 am
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Nine - January 19, 2013 at 12:12 pm
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Something completely different - January 19, 2013 at 9:45 am
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Kayenneh - January 19, 2013 at 12:15 pm
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Something completely different - January 19, 2013 at 12:19 pm
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Nine - January 19, 2013 at 12:25 pm
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Cinjin - January 19, 2013 at 6:25 pm
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Nine - January 19, 2013 at 6:31 pm
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Napoléon - January 19, 2013 at 6:31 pm
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Cinjin - January 19, 2013 at 6:42 pm
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by paulpablo - January 19, 2013 at 8:35 pm
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Napoléon - January 19, 2013 at 8:54 pm
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Violet - January 19, 2013 at 10:03 pm
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Nine - January 19, 2013 at 10:14 pm
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Violet - January 19, 2013 at 10:22 pm
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Nine - January 19, 2013 at 10:48 pm
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Joy Squeezy - January 19, 2013 at 10:19 pm
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Nine - January 19, 2013 at 10:21 pm
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Joy Squeezy - January 20, 2013 at 12:07 am
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Joy Squeezy - January 19, 2013 at 10:47 pm
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Violet - January 19, 2013 at 10:52 pm
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Cinjin - January 20, 2013 at 3:37 am
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Violet - January 20, 2013 at 3:50 am
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Cinjin - January 20, 2013 at 4:19 am
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Violet - January 20, 2013 at 4:24 am
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Nine - January 20, 2013 at 8:18 am
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by paulpablo - January 20, 2013 at 1:11 pm
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by frankiej - January 20, 2013 at 2:35 pm
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Kayenneh - January 20, 2013 at 2:42 pm
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by frankiej - January 20, 2013 at 2:47 pm
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill - by Violet - January 21, 2013 at 12:42 pm

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