When do you plan to Convert to Christanity?

[Creed of Heresy]

Simple question.

I know all of you are currently leading a carefree life, enjoying it to the fullest. But a time comes when responsibility takes over and you need to convert to Christianity a become a more responsible citizen and human. My question, is the time right for you to convert or would you wait a little longer?

...Need to become a more responsible citizen and human-

...Are you fucking joking?

You must be.

But since I am undecided, I have decided to link you to a list of individuals who are atheists and are renowned for being responsible citizens and humans [whatever the fuck that means to begin with].

List of atheist activists and educators
List of published atheist authors
List of atheists in film, radio, television, and theatre
List of well-known atheist musicians
List of atheist philosophers
List of atheist politicians and lawyers (you know, people who lead other people? Pretty hefty burden, that responsibility!)
List of atheists in science and technology, probably the longest list here (I wonder why!)
And a list of atheists in miscellaneous other professions.

No, do go on about how being christian is a requirement for being a responsible citizen and/or human being. Do enlighten me on how none of these people are of any significance!

You condescending little turd.