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Scripture?
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RE: Scripture?
(February 2, 2013 at 2:27 am)catfish Wrote: Genesis 5:9-27
King James Version (KJV)

11 And all the days of Enos were nine hundred and five years: and he died.

14 And all the days of Cainan were nine hundred and ten years: and he died.

17 And all the days of Mahalaleel were eight hundred ninety and five years: and he died.

20 And all the days of Jared were nine hundred sixty and two years: and he died.

23 And all the days of Enoch were three hundred sixty and five years:

24 And Enoch walked with God: and he was not; for God took him.

27 And all the days of Methuselah were nine hundred sixty and nine years: and he died.

Enoch ... pffft ... what a pussy. Died in what essentially was his late 20's.
And Methuselah ... couldn't quite make that thousand year birthday. Umm wait what? Yep you heard me A THOUSAND YEARS!

As recent as 150 years ago people were still dying of gingivitis for christ's sake! The average life span was 30 years. There was no anti-biotics, or surgery, or blood transfusions. If you got a decent cut on your foot, you could easily die of infection!

And yet still these gullible christards swallow this line, worm hook and all. Fucking primitives.
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Messages In This Thread
Scripture? - by Drich - February 1, 2013 at 1:05 pm
RE: Scripture? - by downbeatplumb - February 1, 2013 at 1:14 pm
RE: Scripture? - by Faith No More - February 1, 2013 at 1:17 pm
RE: Scripture? - by Dee Dee Ramone - February 1, 2013 at 1:39 pm
RE: Scripture? - by Minimalist - February 1, 2013 at 2:25 pm
RE: Scripture? - by catfish - February 1, 2013 at 4:19 pm
RE: Scripture? - by Anomalocaris - February 1, 2013 at 4:39 pm
RE: Scripture? - by Minimalist - February 1, 2013 at 4:47 pm
RE: Scripture? - by Cato - February 2, 2013 at 1:51 am
RE: Scripture? - by Drich - February 1, 2013 at 2:26 pm
RE: Scripture? - by Shell B - February 1, 2013 at 3:28 pm
RE: Scripture? - by Darkstar - February 1, 2013 at 3:35 pm
RE: Scripture? - by Anomalocaris - February 1, 2013 at 3:40 pm
RE: Scripture? - by Minimalist - February 1, 2013 at 3:42 pm
RE: Scripture? - by Nine - February 1, 2013 at 4:12 pm
RE: Scripture? - by catfish - February 1, 2013 at 4:45 pm
RE: Scripture? - by Strongbad - February 1, 2013 at 4:46 pm
RE: Scripture? - by Cinjin - February 1, 2013 at 4:48 pm
RE: Scripture? - by catfish - February 1, 2013 at 4:48 pm
RE: Scripture? - by Anomalocaris - February 1, 2013 at 4:53 pm
RE: Scripture? - by Strongbad - February 1, 2013 at 4:57 pm
RE: Scripture? - by catfish - February 1, 2013 at 5:00 pm
RE: Scripture? - by Something completely different - February 1, 2013 at 5:01 pm
RE: Scripture? - by catfish - February 1, 2013 at 8:17 pm
RE: Scripture? - by FallentoReason - February 1, 2013 at 10:22 pm
RE: Scripture? - by Minimalist - February 1, 2013 at 10:35 pm
RE: Scripture? - by Jackalope - February 2, 2013 at 12:44 am
RE: Scripture? - by catfish - February 2, 2013 at 1:21 am
RE: Scripture? - by catfish - February 2, 2013 at 2:10 am
RE: Scripture? - by Cato - February 2, 2013 at 2:20 am
RE: Scripture? - by catfish - February 2, 2013 at 2:27 am
RE: Scripture? - by Cinjin - February 2, 2013 at 1:46 pm
RE: Scripture? - by Cato - February 2, 2013 at 2:34 am
RE: Scripture? - by catfish - February 2, 2013 at 2:40 am
RE: Scripture? - by Angrboda - February 2, 2013 at 2:50 am
RE: Scripture? - by Drich - February 2, 2013 at 4:19 pm
RE: Scripture? - by catfish - February 2, 2013 at 2:55 am
RE: Scripture? - by Cyberman - February 2, 2013 at 4:40 pm
RE: Scripture? - by ThomM - February 2, 2013 at 7:45 pm
RE: Scripture? - by Drich - February 2, 2013 at 8:04 pm
RE: Scripture? - by Ben Davis - February 2, 2013 at 8:19 pm

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