Chuckles felt he was more maligned against than malignant, which is why he went to such pains to attract it. Personally, I can find whole rafts of things 'cool'. I can't say that's one of them.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'