Refuting Creationist Claims - Part 1: Noah's Ark

[Angrboda]

You have to remember that you're dealing with people who tie themselves, and the evidence, into knots trying to cram the bible stories into the natural world, failing to realise that once you allow the idea of magic into the equation, all natural explanations go flying to the Moon. It's as though they entertain the scientific view of the world up to the point at which it conflicts with the mythology; whereupon they pull the handle labelled "God" and instantly eject from reality. It's hard to take someone's arguments seriously when they keep having to be rescued by invoking the theistic equivalent of "a wizard did it".

This is why Deism is the only honest possibility. The unchangeableness of nature makes it the perfect medium for a "divine message" as opposed to the ignorant scribblings of mammals living 2000 years ago. The self-evident truths of nature obliterate the theists' fables based on their god's own creation i.e. the universe i.e. nature. They're shooting themselves in the foot.

Embrace your inner theist, FtR. Honestly, it won't hurt. And we Hindus have a full selection of priced-to-own gods, just ready for you to become one with.