Hello, my name is Jesus, I am the crown prince of a small but very wealthy nation called heaven. I have recently come into a very large sum of money left to me by my late father - the king. It was his wish that this wealth be shared with you, but in order to complete the transaction our laws require that you have a minimum amount of holdings in one of our sanctioned fiscal centers. If you do not have such holdings, this can be easily remedied by wiring the funds, and of course cash is also acceptable.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
