You might want to check out Thunderf00t's excellent Why Do People Laugh At Creationists? series, particularly the early ones 'starring' the proto-Hovind VenomFangX and the Hovind itself. Episode one deals specifically with the Grand Canyon crap.
Then I can recommend the "Things Creationists Hate" article The Whole Silly Flood Story. Little wonder people laugh at creationists.
Then I can recommend the "Things Creationists Hate" article The Whole Silly Flood Story. Little wonder people laugh at creationists.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'