If I were a goddess I would be a hot one who was disturbed by all the sexual prayers coming from earth. Then I would punish them by stopping the beer rain for a while until they stopped taking their statues of me into the shower with them.
Either that or I'd be a male god... male meaning I'd have a dick. I'd slap people with it when they'd forget I was looking.
Oh, and chocolate would make people thin. Beer, too.
Either that or I'd be a male god... male meaning I'd have a dick. I'd slap people with it when they'd forget I was looking.
Oh, and chocolate would make people thin. Beer, too.
Pointing around: "Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck you, I'm out!"
Half Baked
"Let the atheists come to me, and stop keeping them away, because the kingdom of heathens belongs to people like these." -Saint Bacon
Half Baked
"Let the atheists come to me, and stop keeping them away, because the kingdom of heathens belongs to people like these." -Saint Bacon
