No Peter? No Paul? No Mary? Oh No!
I like the Matthew story too, where he ran away from Israel, preached among the gentiles, and a princess died, so he resurrected her from the dead and she decided to pledge her virginity to Jesus! Now that pissed off a local prince who wanted to marry her in order to inherit the throne, so he had Matthew wacked, according to the legend. And there is probably some empty grave someplace with his name on it "Matthew - Death by Virginity".
I like the Matthew story too, where he ran away from Israel, preached among the gentiles, and a princess died, so he resurrected her from the dead and she decided to pledge her virginity to Jesus! Now that pissed off a local prince who wanted to marry her in order to inherit the throne, so he had Matthew wacked, according to the legend. And there is probably some empty grave someplace with his name on it "Matthew - Death by Virginity".
“I've done everything the Bible says — even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff!"— Ned Flanders