"Some stuff came up"

[Minimalist]

The cycle of dick is eternal.

Nice turn of a phrase, there.

My son runs a lap top program in a high school. What drives him nuts are when kids come into his computer lab and say "the screen broke." The screen does not simply break. Unless you drop them...or throw them at another kid. They stand there and lie like rugs insisting that it just broke and then their fucking parents back them up.

So the parents are just as fucking bad as their offspring and it has led to another uniquely American phenomena.... the helicopter parent.

http://www.nbcnews.com/id/37493795/ns/he...TmChVdGjZ4

These kids can't wipe their asses without mommy or daddy telling them how. No wonder they are a bunch of neurotic little fucks.