California Proposition 8

[Jason Jarred]

No ... I know you were making a joke, but it is more like this.

1. Theism is nothing more than believing in God.

2. Atheism is nothing more than not believing in God.

3. Both are religious in nature.

4. Pirates are murderous theives.

5. Jason is not a piriate.

6. Jason likes the romantic adventurous idea of the pirate.

*Looks temporarily blank*
Err...yes...of course... I was uh.... joking. That's it... joking.
And I *am* too a Pirate! I would like to see you prove that I'm *not* a pirate, hmmm?

With regard to Proposition 8, I would think that of more immediate concern to the constituents of California and the conservative right wingers would be the impending moral danger posed by the possibility of union between man and duck. For too long this issue has been overlooked - man and duck in holy union, disgraceful! In my day a guy raped knocked up met a chick in the local park, offered a couple goats to her parents for a downpayment, married her and kept her in the kitchen to cook and clean where those bitches belong dammit! where they are best utilised. Something has to be done about this travesty of man marrying beast. Just last week I went to my local store, only for the shop assistant to start disclosing her personal relations with her *cat* for goodness sake! It undermines the very fabric of the union between man and woman! What are they thinking!? Death to the infidels! Death! DEATH!
Although I'm an old fashioned kinda guy, I think I'm reasonable, and I think a reasonable approach should be taken by the courts to effectively remove this abhorrent behaviour from our society.