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Salutations
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RE: Salutations
(March 18, 2013 at 9:13 pm)Syncopatient Wrote: I decided that because all of the threads started with, "Hello..." I would go against the norm.
My name is Meredith and I'm *gasp* new. I've stalked AF for sometime now, but have just recently worked up the courage to join.
Anyway, hi~!

Normally I would give one of two of my standard responses to a newbie.


1. "Be sure to barbecue kittens, record the NFL without their permission, and rip the tags of your mattress"

Or

2. To quote Obe Wan from the original Star Wars "You will never find a more retched hive of scum and villainy"

But since you said "worked up the courage to join" I am curious as to what you meant?
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Salutations - by Syncopatient - March 18, 2013 at 9:13 pm
RE: Salutations - by Darkstar - March 18, 2013 at 9:31 pm
RE: Salutations - by The Grand Nudger - March 18, 2013 at 9:32 pm
RE: Salutations - by Syncopatient - March 18, 2013 at 9:39 pm
RE: Salutations - by Napoléon - March 20, 2013 at 9:52 am
RE: Salutations - by Brian37 - March 18, 2013 at 10:11 pm
RE: Salutations - by Syncopatient - March 18, 2013 at 10:26 pm
RE: Salutations - by Aractus - March 20, 2013 at 3:26 am
RE: Salutations - by jstrodel - March 18, 2013 at 10:15 pm
RE: Salutations - by The Grand Nudger - March 18, 2013 at 10:48 pm
RE: Salutations - by Kayenneh - March 18, 2013 at 11:14 pm
RE: Salutations - by Minimalist - March 19, 2013 at 12:08 am
RE: Salutations - by KichigaiNeko - March 19, 2013 at 12:25 am
RE: Salutations - by Something completely different - March 19, 2013 at 3:25 am
RE: Salutations - by Kayenneh - March 20, 2013 at 3:49 am
RE: Salutations - by LastPoet - March 20, 2013 at 7:43 am
RE: Salutations - by thesummerqueen - March 20, 2013 at 8:25 am
RE: Salutations - by LastPoet - March 20, 2013 at 9:21 am
RE: Salutations - by frankiej - March 20, 2013 at 9:23 am
RE: Salutations - by thesummerqueen - March 20, 2013 at 9:29 am
RE: Salutations - by LastPoet - March 20, 2013 at 9:36 am
RE: Salutations - by pocaracas - March 20, 2013 at 10:42 am
RE: Salutations - by Syncopatient - March 20, 2013 at 7:59 pm
RE: Salutations - by Tonus - March 20, 2013 at 8:51 pm
RE: Salutations - by fr0d0 - March 20, 2013 at 8:31 pm
RE: Salutations - by Minimalist - March 20, 2013 at 8:38 pm
RE: Salutations - by Syncopatient - March 20, 2013 at 10:04 pm
RE: Salutations - by Kayenneh - March 21, 2013 at 2:49 am
RE: Salutations - by Napoléon - March 21, 2013 at 3:41 pm
RE: Salutations - by Syncopatient - March 21, 2013 at 8:18 am
RE: Salutations - by fr0d0 - March 21, 2013 at 7:28 pm
RE: Salutations - by Kayenneh - March 22, 2013 at 2:52 am
RE: Salutations - by Neo-Scholastic - March 22, 2013 at 8:37 pm

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