I thought that the sun and the moon were the same, it just got dimmer at night.
I believed in unicorns until my religious mother told me it was all a crock!
I knew that if I put on a cape, I could descend great heights unaided! (My dad stopped me just in time)
I cried the day George Reeves died, because the newpapers told me "TV's Superman Kills Self"
I believed in unicorns until my religious mother told me it was all a crock!
I knew that if I put on a cape, I could descend great heights unaided! (My dad stopped me just in time)
I cried the day George Reeves died, because the newpapers told me "TV's Superman Kills Self"
“I've done everything the Bible says — even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff!"— Ned Flanders