When I was six I was watching cartoons and a boy came and sat next to me (his leg touching mine). I went to sleep crying thinking I was pregnant.
When I was ten and noticed my first pubes I thought I was morphing into a man. I told myself that this explained why I felt attracted to my best friend, Wendy.
I thought my parents were perfect.
I thought that feeling warm and tingly in the panties was a way of God telling you to stop thinking those crazy thoughts. He was helping me be good by sending signals.
I thought that I was in a movie and people in another planet were watching, so sometimes I would do things in slow motion to make things interesting.
I thought my left foot would be sad if I stepped harder with the right, so I constantly tried to match the steps' force.
I thought rain was alien pee.
When I was ten and noticed my first pubes I thought I was morphing into a man. I told myself that this explained why I felt attracted to my best friend, Wendy.
I thought my parents were perfect.
I thought that feeling warm and tingly in the panties was a way of God telling you to stop thinking those crazy thoughts. He was helping me be good by sending signals.
I thought that I was in a movie and people in another planet were watching, so sometimes I would do things in slow motion to make things interesting.
I thought my left foot would be sad if I stepped harder with the right, so I constantly tried to match the steps' force.
I thought rain was alien pee.
Pointing around: "Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck you, I'm out!"
Half Baked
"Let the atheists come to me, and stop keeping them away, because the kingdom of heathens belongs to people like these." -Saint Bacon
Half Baked
"Let the atheists come to me, and stop keeping them away, because the kingdom of heathens belongs to people like these." -Saint Bacon
