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[Anomalocaris]

When they ask me "Soooo, what happens to you when you die? " I usually say "the same thing that happened to me before I was born", that in most cases confuses the crap out of them

So, when you die, you're going to gestate for 9 months inside a woman? Poor woman...

I guess if you can't get inside a woman while you live, at least you can fantasize about getting inside a woman after you die.