Equal marriage for all?

[A_Nony_Mouse]

But what if he had just loaned it out for Halloween or something like that?

that would of the proof you need. All's fair on Halloween, that holiest of holy days.

The night of the dead. But one has to borrow a holiday to make it complete. And guys aren't careful about camel toes.

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But but but... What about the goat fuckers? Shouldn't they be allowed to marry their sheeple too?

As long as the sheeple consent I don't see a problem. I do not support forcing them into loveless marriages.