OK, I'll play along. I'll strike out the pieces that don't fit.
Looks substantially less accurate than 99%.
Bullshit remains bullshit.
Quote:Birth Chart
This birth chart shows the positions of the planets of Cthulhu
The planets in the signs
The position of the planets in the signs of the Zodiac has an influence on the character of the individual and these influences form a large part of the individual psyche.
Sun in Virgo
He is ingenious, sharp customer, discerning, crafty, diplomatic. To the point and subtle in speech, he is a real diplomat.
Weaknesses: petty and over-critical. Over-attention to detail, nit-picking and fussy.
Moon in Virgo
He has a very good memory. Scientific or medical studies preferred above all others. He is humble and moderate, calm and reserved. Emotional discipline. He is willing to help, devoted and gentle.
Weaknesses: servile nature, frequent changes of occupation, gets annoyed, upset, worries. He is too shy.
Mercury in Virgo
He discusses, deduces and judges. He reasons logically and accurately.
Weaknesses: he is easily irritable and nervous. He tells off and criticizes. He is impulsive and manic.
Venus in Virgo
Gives help to sick and old people. He is very devoted, does not show emotions: he is prudish and never lets himself go, either through fear of ridicule or through fear of not being loved in return as much as he loves. Always suspects the feelings of others. He is therefore sometimes too undemonstrative, so the other (thinking she is not loved) will leave.
Weaknesses: likes to flirt and provoke. He is perfectly in command of his own feelings, which often lack passion or force. His love is never for free but must automatically bring a bonus, be it only an intellectual pleasure.
Mars in Scorpio
Aggressiveness can lead to a fight against society, the family, injustice in general and can sometimes be very violent. He can be the leader of an organization or a union, but the aggressiveness can be directed towards self-destruction if it does not have an outlet. The latter is by no means certain, as it is difficult to contain without snapping.
Weaknesses: passion, rage, fanaticism, quarrels.
Jupiter in Leo
He is ambitious, wants to impose himself, to be someone, while nonetheless having sincere and pure feelings.
Weaknesses: pride, haughtiness, arrogance.
Saturn in Aries
Exploration, investigation, research.
Weaknesses: defiance, uneasiness. He takes revenge and is indifferent.
Uranus in Virgo
Not a strong character. He is unstable but has good intuition. He is sometimes ingenious.
Neptune in Scorpio
Investigation, inquiry, secrets.
Pluto in Virgo
Takes away his shyness.
Sign and ascendant
Virgo ascendant Libra
The planets in the houses
The planetary positions in the houses express the facts relative to destiny.
Sun in XII
Professional success in isolated occupations. Work in laboratories, scientific research, police, information services, hospitals.
Moon in XII
Curious and inquisitorial nature. He likes peace and quiet, being alone.
Mercury in XII
He has difficulty expressing himself, especially when young. Does not talk much, he does not speak for the sake of it. He works in remote and quiet places. He is discrete and philosophical.
Venus in XI
Successful professional life in great part due to good relationships, friends or patrons. He finds love in the circle of friends.
Mars in II
He undertakes daring and dangerous enterprises. He has lots of initiative. He works hard for his money, of which he earns a lot. He is a spendthrift, money comes and goes. He is always ready to start from scratch in the event of a setback. Great willingness and enthusiasm.
Jupiter in XI
He is cooperative, organizes everyone. He climbs the social ladder thanks to help from friends and acquaintances who are chosen, not for their qualities, but for the advantages they can bring. He achieves his objectives.
Saturn in VII
Relationships, marriage are not likely to be fruitful. He marries fairly late but his feelings are sincere and stable. He is persevering, methodical and persistent, which brings professional success.
Uranus in XII
He has difficulty in adapting to the modern world, to new technology. He looks for a job in an isolated place.
Neptune in II
He develops his \"brilliant\" but questionable ideas to earn money.
The houses in the signs
Ascendant in Libra
He will never leave the beaten track. Married and not living with a partner, if he gets involved in politics it will be in a recognized party and naturally one in power etc...
He is sociable, diplomatic in everything. Likes the Arts.
House II in Scorpio
Financial success will come either through a job connected with death, (funeral director, forensic surgeon, monumental mason etc...) or thanks to an inheritance.House III in Sagittarius
He will study for a long time, will be erudite. Very intelligent, an open and independent spirit, will have a connection with foreign countries. Fertile intelligence.
House IV in Capricorn
After working all his life to obtain his objectives and finally having reached that goal, he wants to retire in peace and quiet and to have a retirement full of contemplation, with few tasks, close to nature. As he was very careful with money all his life, he will administer the properties he has acquired.
House V in Aquarius
Doesn't like routine and the banal. He is romantic, full of fantasy and imagination. He is also a friend one can count on.
House VI in Pisces
Job in commerce. Weak point: the kidneys.
House VII in Aries
Love-at-first-sight, marries without thinking. Doesn't want to change his habits, so domestic quarrels to be foreseen.
House VIII in Taurus
Happy old age, natural death. Inheritance.
(Given my health issues, not likely.)
House IX in Gemini
Likes studying, is open to anything new, accepts and recognizes his errors, always develops in a positive sense. Likes travel, discovery, meeting new people and knows how to appreciate them.
House X in Cancer
Likes contact with the public, the crowd. Profession that involves meeting a lot of people. Professional success thanks to sense of duty and application to his work.
House XI in Leo
Friends are not always chosen by chance. Even if the feelings of friendship are sincere, these friends must automatically bring something - professional help for example.
House XII in Virgo
Work in a research lab.
Interplanetary aspects
The interplanetary aspects have a strong influence on the character and disposition of the individual and, consequently, on his destiny.
The conjunction aspect is variable and depends above all on the nature of the conjoint planets.
601 Conjunction Mercury - Uranus
He is perspicacious, ingenious: he binds intelligence and originality together with genius. He likes literature, especially fiction. He is spontaneous in his friendships and knows how to take advantage of the situations that arise.
471 Conjunction Moon - Mercury
He has good judgement, a good memory. He is intelligent, imaginative, vivacious and develops all through life. He speaks easily. He has an aptitude for learning foreign languages.
380 Conjunction Mercury - Pluto
He has a great sense of observation and quickly grasps the situation. He is crafty, subtle and critical.
326 Sextile Moon - Mars
He is frank, honest, full of vigor and ambition. He is strong-willed and powerful at work. He is a little hard on himself but, above all, on others whose capacity for action is not as great.
265 Conjunction Moon - Uranus
He is imaginative and has the Moon's intuition complemented by Uranus' independence and originality. His life is out-of-the-ordinary, with lots of changes and a great knowledge of the world not through reading but through personal experience. He likes the sensational, new things. He acts instinctively, but fortunately has a good sixth sense. He likes to be surrounded by original people, artists.
228 Conjunction Mars - Neptune
His feelings are dominated by wisdom and geared towards the ideal. He likes water, sea voyages. He likes odd people.
225 Sextile Mercury - Neptune
He can put down in writing everything that his imagination and intuition dictates.
125 Sextile Mercury - Mars
He likes to discuss, likes polemic. He has good judgement and is determined. He is a worker and has lots of energy. He has a lively intelligence and goes to the heart of things.
102 Sextile Mars - Uranus
He possesses exceptional energy. He is impulsive but bold. He takes on risky enterprises for the good of the community, with all the energy he possesses. He has a great need of his independence, likes his freedom of action.
98 Conjunction Sun - Pluto
He is aware of the goal to be achieved. He is strong, and always picks himself up after a setback.
98 Conjunction Moon - Ascendant
He has a good influence on the family, which loves and helps the person. He likes travelling, movement, change. He likes contact and is open to other people.
98 Conjunction Uranus - Pluto
He fights to improve his daily life, he is persevering.
-67 Square Jupiter - Neptune
He is easily influenced. He is a dreamer, who lets himself be seduced by fine words, which are not always sincere. He does not see wickedness and is often fooled by people.
66 Conjunction Moon - Pluto
He wavers between a rich and successful love life and social success. He has difficulty in succeeding in both. Almost always, the choice comes down on an ideal emotional life.
57 Sextile Uranus - Neptune
40 Sextile Neptune - Pluto
-21 Square Venus - Mars
While he is passionate, he likes carnal desires and voluptuousness above all. He goes to excess, is unfaithful and often unsatisfied. Serious family quarrels in view.
-17 Opposition Saturn - Ascendant
His life is difficult and cramped. He is a worker, but success takes time in coming. He has problems in being open. He accepts solitude, rather than looks for it. Family problems.
-12 Square Mars - Jupiter
He refuses to accept any guidance. He lacks forethought, acts impulsively and sometimes imprudently, which can cause problems. He wants everything yesterday and uses whatever means necessary to achieve his objectives, even if they are dishonest or not very commendable. His emotional life is fraught with quarrels and sometimes violent conflicts.
Looks substantially less accurate than 99%.
Bullshit remains bullshit.
