RE: Astrology challange.
April 23, 2013 at 5:25 pm
(This post was last modified: April 23, 2013 at 6:06 pm by Darkstar.)
I'll bite, let's see what they got here.
Sun in Aries
He has a strong personality and an entrepreneurial spirit. He is ambitious and self-willed, stubborn, obstinate and tenacious.--Tenacious sure. Entrepreneurial spirit? No. Obstinate and stubborn? No.
Weaknesses: nervousness, impulsiveness, wastefulness, provoking nature, restlessness and changeability.--Impulsive? No way. Wasteful? The exact opposite. Provoking nature? What does that even mean? Changeability? What does this mean?
Moon in Sagittarius
Likes to throw himself into the unknown and into adventure: he is agile, tough and enthusiastic. Attracted to long voyages, to discover the unknown.--Uhh...maybe sometimes. Although I find myself being apathetic about a lot of things. What exactly am I supposedly enthusiastic about? Physically or emotionally tough? How agile? (I'm pretty weak)
Weaknesses: takes great risks in throwing himself into the unknown and into adventure. Audacious, bold and rebellious. Unable to stay in one place, is always ready to risk everything to achieve his goal.--Uhh...no.
Mercury in Pisces
Fertile imagination, kind, good. Capable and flexible mind, but a little artificial.--I hate it when people are fake/artificial. "Good" is too vague for me to agree with. (Wait, flexible? I thought it said I was obstinate before...)
Weaknesses: melancholy, gullibility. Tendency to illusions, fears and apprehensiveness.--Everyone feels sad sometimes, but I'm not naturally depressed/depressing. I am gullible and have a tenancy towards illusions? Why wasn't I informed? And what fears, exactly?
Venus in Aries
Brief passions, love as a \"flash in the pan\". Bursts of friendship or embracing of causes that cannot be justified or which turn out not to be what they promised at the start. Becomes drunk with love or passion. A spendthrift.--This couldn't be farther from the truth.
Weaknesses: fickleness, sudden passions, too swift and unconsidered flights of enthusiasm.--Same with this.
Mars in Pisces
He is choleric, boils over, and easily gets exasperated. He has difficulty in controlling himself.--
Weaknesses: The constraints of society can provoke him to great anger. Religious extremists in particular can drive him insane. These rages can put him in very unpleasant situations.--Wait...religious extremists? They may be onto...can drive him insane. These rages can put him in very unpleasant situations...no.
Jupiter in Scorpio
He is provocative, brusque, offensive. Very pretentious and opinionated, with lots of authority and ambition. Possibility of a large family.--Show of hands, who finds me offensive and provacative?
Weaknesses: immoderate sensual appetite. Pretension, disdain, insolence.--Yeah right...
Saturn in Pisces
Misanthropic, with a sullen humor. He likes to live in solitude, in contemplation. Likes to work alone.--Maybe because I (probably) have a social disorder? (And I'm not a misanthrope, despite the number of stupid people out there).
Uranus in Capricorn
A great battler. He has so much power, that one thinks nothing can defeat him. His mission in society, in the world means everything to him.--What mission?
Neptune in Capricorn
He is discerning, wise and sensible.--Maybe...how discerning are we talking? I'm not that discerning (of what?).
Pluto in Scorpio
Great sexual activity.
279 Conjunction Mercury - Mars
He likes to discuss, likes polemic. He has good judgement and is determined. He is a worker and has lots of energy. He has a lively intelligence and goes to the heart of things.--
This might actually be somewhat accurate (i.e. my debates).
234 Trine Sun - Moon
He has lots of vitality. He likes public life, he is popular and his company is appreciated. He is balanced, at ease with himself and gets on very well with his parents.--Public life? Popular? Who are we talking about again? What does having lots of vitality mean? I'm not peppy or anything. (Likes public life? I thought it said I was a hermit earlier...)
145 Conjunction Uranus - Neptune
75 Sextile Uranus - Pluto
He fights to improve his daily life, he is persevering.--Maybe...ish. IDK
-63 Square Moon - Saturn
He has changeable moods, a reserved character, is stubborn and lacks assurance. His relationship with his mother is disturbing and difficult, he has considerable family problems. This is the standard aspect for children who are abandoned or lack maternal love.--I don't have family problems, nor mood swings (nor particular stubbornness). What does it mean to lack assurance? Assurance of what? (Wait...I thought it said I got along well with my parents in the last one...)
57 Trine Mercury - Jupiter
He is intelligent, has big ideas: he is tolerant and has a strong sense of justice. He has good judgement, good sense and has his feet on the ground. He has the \"gift of the gab\", and likes to speak, he also likes literature. He is erudite and will normally be successful socially.--Yes to the first part, but I do not have the "gift of the gab" and am a social failure. And no to having "big ideas" (whatever that means). And how intelligent is intelligent? (Subjectivity helps the confirmation bias).
-38 Square Venus - Uranus
He looks for new sensations in love and is often unsatisfied by affairs which quickly turn into purely conventional relationships. He likes novelty, adventure, the eccentric: he is frivolous, unstable, unfaithful. Marriage is not for him and, if he does throw himself into this adventure, it will end in divorce, written off as a youthful mistake. As a result of his numerous love affairs, he makes sure his line is continued.--
Okay, seriously, who wrote this?
37 Conjunction Mercury - Saturn
29 Trine Mars - Jupiter
He has a good sense of organization, he is jovial, frank and sincere. He is full of dynamism and over-abundant energy. He loves life and takes all it has to offer. He likes sports and the outdoor life. He is successful professionally and emotionally. He usually has lots of children.--I don't care for sports and am not particularly jovial or overflowing with energy. "Takes all life has to offer" is too vague. Can't talk about the other things because I don't have a profession yet. (What is deemed emotional success? Never heard someone talk about being successful emotionally before...)
28 Sextile Mars - Neptune
His feelings are dominated by wisdom and geared towards the ideal. He likes water, sea voyages. He likes odd people.--But I can't swim...and define "odd". (Oh, that's right, they have to be vague.) Dominated by wisdom? What exactly does that mean?
24 Trine Jupiter - Saturn
He is serious, patient, honest, hard-working, orderly. His judgement is good and he thinks over things. He pursues his objectives to the bitter end, always knowing when to choose the right moment. He is upright and respects the law.--Maybe... (Patient? I thought it said I was easily exasperated before...)
7 Sextile Neptune - Pluto
-5 Square Venus - Neptune
He lacks self-confidence and his ideals are not easily to achieve. In love, he is unstable, unfaithful and deceitful. He is easy-going and follows others, he does not take the initiative.--Hear that guys? Apparently I'm unstable, unfaithful and deceitful. The more you know...
-4 Square Moon - Mercury
He is happy in his imaginary world and thus is happy nowhere, because he can never find his ideal world - thus causing a lot of change, instability and also disquiet. He is a liar, a gossip and leaves himself open to criticism. His lies save him. If the other aspects allow, he can be a very good novelist.--I would never lie save for protecting people (i.e. keeping my atheism secret).
It seems that you learned more about me from my rebuttals of these often inaccurate descriptions than you would have from the descriptions themselves.
Darkstar-1
Astrology-0
TL;DR: It was mostly inaccurate. Not to mention that there are contradictions in there too.
Edited this quite a bit in the hide tags. I think this is the last edit.
Sun in Aries
He has a strong personality and an entrepreneurial spirit. He is ambitious and self-willed, stubborn, obstinate and tenacious.--Tenacious sure. Entrepreneurial spirit? No. Obstinate and stubborn? No.
Weaknesses: nervousness, impulsiveness, wastefulness, provoking nature, restlessness and changeability.--Impulsive? No way. Wasteful? The exact opposite. Provoking nature? What does that even mean? Changeability? What does this mean?
Moon in Sagittarius
Likes to throw himself into the unknown and into adventure: he is agile, tough and enthusiastic. Attracted to long voyages, to discover the unknown.--Uhh...maybe sometimes. Although I find myself being apathetic about a lot of things. What exactly am I supposedly enthusiastic about? Physically or emotionally tough? How agile? (I'm pretty weak)
Weaknesses: takes great risks in throwing himself into the unknown and into adventure. Audacious, bold and rebellious. Unable to stay in one place, is always ready to risk everything to achieve his goal.--Uhh...no.
Mercury in Pisces
Fertile imagination, kind, good. Capable and flexible mind, but a little artificial.--I hate it when people are fake/artificial. "Good" is too vague for me to agree with. (Wait, flexible? I thought it said I was obstinate before...)
Weaknesses: melancholy, gullibility. Tendency to illusions, fears and apprehensiveness.--Everyone feels sad sometimes, but I'm not naturally depressed/depressing. I am gullible and have a tenancy towards illusions? Why wasn't I informed? And what fears, exactly?
Venus in Aries
Brief passions, love as a \"flash in the pan\". Bursts of friendship or embracing of causes that cannot be justified or which turn out not to be what they promised at the start. Becomes drunk with love or passion. A spendthrift.--This couldn't be farther from the truth.
Weaknesses: fickleness, sudden passions, too swift and unconsidered flights of enthusiasm.--Same with this.
Mars in Pisces
He is choleric, boils over, and easily gets exasperated. He has difficulty in controlling himself.--
Weaknesses: The constraints of society can provoke him to great anger. Religious extremists in particular can drive him insane. These rages can put him in very unpleasant situations.--Wait...religious extremists? They may be onto...can drive him insane. These rages can put him in very unpleasant situations...no.
Jupiter in Scorpio
He is provocative, brusque, offensive. Very pretentious and opinionated, with lots of authority and ambition. Possibility of a large family.--Show of hands, who finds me offensive and provacative?
Weaknesses: immoderate sensual appetite. Pretension, disdain, insolence.--Yeah right...
Saturn in Pisces
Misanthropic, with a sullen humor. He likes to live in solitude, in contemplation. Likes to work alone.--Maybe because I (probably) have a social disorder? (And I'm not a misanthrope, despite the number of stupid people out there).
Uranus in Capricorn
A great battler. He has so much power, that one thinks nothing can defeat him. His mission in society, in the world means everything to him.--What mission?
Neptune in Capricorn
He is discerning, wise and sensible.--Maybe...how discerning are we talking? I'm not that discerning (of what?).
Pluto in Scorpio
Great sexual activity.
279 Conjunction Mercury - Mars
He likes to discuss, likes polemic. He has good judgement and is determined. He is a worker and has lots of energy. He has a lively intelligence and goes to the heart of things.--
This might actually be somewhat accurate (i.e. my debates).234 Trine Sun - Moon
He has lots of vitality. He likes public life, he is popular and his company is appreciated. He is balanced, at ease with himself and gets on very well with his parents.--Public life? Popular? Who are we talking about again? What does having lots of vitality mean? I'm not peppy or anything. (Likes public life? I thought it said I was a hermit earlier...)
145 Conjunction Uranus - Neptune
75 Sextile Uranus - Pluto
He fights to improve his daily life, he is persevering.--Maybe...ish. IDK
-63 Square Moon - Saturn
He has changeable moods, a reserved character, is stubborn and lacks assurance. His relationship with his mother is disturbing and difficult, he has considerable family problems. This is the standard aspect for children who are abandoned or lack maternal love.--I don't have family problems, nor mood swings (nor particular stubbornness). What does it mean to lack assurance? Assurance of what? (Wait...I thought it said I got along well with my parents in the last one...)
57 Trine Mercury - Jupiter
He is intelligent, has big ideas: he is tolerant and has a strong sense of justice. He has good judgement, good sense and has his feet on the ground. He has the \"gift of the gab\", and likes to speak, he also likes literature. He is erudite and will normally be successful socially.--Yes to the first part, but I do not have the "gift of the gab" and am a social failure. And no to having "big ideas" (whatever that means). And how intelligent is intelligent? (Subjectivity helps the confirmation bias).
-38 Square Venus - Uranus
He looks for new sensations in love and is often unsatisfied by affairs which quickly turn into purely conventional relationships. He likes novelty, adventure, the eccentric: he is frivolous, unstable, unfaithful. Marriage is not for him and, if he does throw himself into this adventure, it will end in divorce, written off as a youthful mistake. As a result of his numerous love affairs, he makes sure his line is continued.--
Okay, seriously, who wrote this?37 Conjunction Mercury - Saturn
29 Trine Mars - Jupiter
He has a good sense of organization, he is jovial, frank and sincere. He is full of dynamism and over-abundant energy. He loves life and takes all it has to offer. He likes sports and the outdoor life. He is successful professionally and emotionally. He usually has lots of children.--I don't care for sports and am not particularly jovial or overflowing with energy. "Takes all life has to offer" is too vague. Can't talk about the other things because I don't have a profession yet. (What is deemed emotional success? Never heard someone talk about being successful emotionally before...)
28 Sextile Mars - Neptune
His feelings are dominated by wisdom and geared towards the ideal. He likes water, sea voyages. He likes odd people.--But I can't swim...and define "odd". (Oh, that's right, they have to be vague.) Dominated by wisdom? What exactly does that mean?
24 Trine Jupiter - Saturn
He is serious, patient, honest, hard-working, orderly. His judgement is good and he thinks over things. He pursues his objectives to the bitter end, always knowing when to choose the right moment. He is upright and respects the law.--Maybe... (Patient? I thought it said I was easily exasperated before...)
7 Sextile Neptune - Pluto
-5 Square Venus - Neptune
He lacks self-confidence and his ideals are not easily to achieve. In love, he is unstable, unfaithful and deceitful. He is easy-going and follows others, he does not take the initiative.--Hear that guys? Apparently I'm unstable, unfaithful and deceitful. The more you know...
-4 Square Moon - Mercury
He is happy in his imaginary world and thus is happy nowhere, because he can never find his ideal world - thus causing a lot of change, instability and also disquiet. He is a liar, a gossip and leaves himself open to criticism. His lies save him. If the other aspects allow, he can be a very good novelist.--I would never lie save for protecting people (i.e. keeping my atheism secret).
It seems that you learned more about me from my rebuttals of these often inaccurate descriptions than you would have from the descriptions themselves.
Darkstar-1
Astrology-0
Edited this quite a bit in the hide tags. I think this is the last edit.
