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Newbie !! My reason for joining
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RE: Newbie !! My reason for joining
May 13, 2013 at 4:28 pm
Greetings and welcome newbie!

By any chance have you heard about Jesus and the Good News?!?!??!??? Jesus is like this really cool (I mean REALLY super/really/cool hippie dude, except he sorta has a job, but not really) god guy who can fix up what ails you! And believe you me, you need a-fixin'! And Jesus has just the way to fix ya! It involves a bit of gore, but we'll come to that another time. This is the Good News! The Good News of Jesus!

Here -- take some Jesus dust and dust thyself upon thee with it. Mayhaps thee will enjoy the Jesus dusting to ensue.

In Jesus (and Jeebus) Holy Name!
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Newbie !! My reason for joining - by Gnosis - May 12, 2013 at 7:53 pm
RE: Newbie !! My reason for joining - by Faith No More - May 12, 2013 at 8:05 pm
RE: Newbie !! My reason for joining - by Minimalist - May 12, 2013 at 8:11 pm
RE: Newbie !! My reason for joining - by Mystical - May 12, 2013 at 8:17 pm
RE: Newbie !! My reason for joining - by Kayenneh - May 12, 2013 at 8:23 pm
RE: Newbie !! My reason for joining - by Darkstar - May 12, 2013 at 8:54 pm
RE: Newbie !! My reason for joining - by Minimalist - May 12, 2013 at 9:37 pm
Re: RE: Newbie !! My reason for joining - by fr0d0 - May 13, 2013 at 5:07 am
RE: Newbie !! My reason for joining - by Dragonetti - May 13, 2013 at 5:31 am
RE: Newbie !! My reason for joining - by Gnosis - May 13, 2013 at 6:43 am
RE: Newbie !! My reason for joining - by Aractus - May 13, 2013 at 6:18 am
RE: Newbie !! My reason for joining - by LastPoet - May 13, 2013 at 7:27 am
RE: Newbie !! My reason for joining - by Cinjin - May 13, 2013 at 10:01 am
RE: Newbie !! My reason for joining - by Gnosis - May 13, 2013 at 10:54 am
RE: Newbie !! My reason for joining - by Brian37 - May 13, 2013 at 4:21 pm
RE: Newbie !! My reason for joining - by JesusHChrist - May 13, 2013 at 4:28 pm

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