RE: Do you have any prejudices?
May 27, 2013 at 1:53 am
(This post was last modified: May 27, 2013 at 1:55 am by Violet.)
Rapists, murderers, thieves, scoundrels, child-fuckers, IT agents, lawyers, and celery.
I'm positively prejudiced with all of those. I like them a lot, and I cut them deals on principle.
Only negatively prejudiced with one group:
Sewing machines. Seriously: fuck sewing machines. I've been known to refuse homeless sewing machines a night's stay in my house, known to lynch the sewing machines I pass by in the street, known to spit upon a beaten and battered sewing machine so as to let it know how unwelcome it is in my presence (it's MY sidewalk, get the fuck off), and even known to refuse sewing machines jobs based on invented reasons they can't do their job.
I'm positively prejudiced with all of those. I like them a lot, and I cut them deals on principle.
Only negatively prejudiced with one group:
Sewing machines. Seriously: fuck sewing machines. I've been known to refuse homeless sewing machines a night's stay in my house, known to lynch the sewing machines I pass by in the street, known to spit upon a beaten and battered sewing machine so as to let it know how unwelcome it is in my presence (it's MY sidewalk, get the fuck off), and even known to refuse sewing machines jobs based on invented reasons they can't do their job.
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
