(June 2, 2013 at 1:02 pm)Drich Wrote: Just because your date has stood you up, doesn't mean the rest of us haven't found happily ever after.
Yeah, but your right hand is a lousy conversationalist. Whatever floats your goat, I suppose.
(June 2, 2013 at 1:09 pm)Faith No More Wrote: Right, but instead of your date showing up, you're just jerking off.
Dammit, FNM, you beat me (yuk yuk) to the fapping joke.