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Religion is dumb...
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RE: Religion is dumb...
Then they play the guilt trip. If your prayer didn't have a response, it's on you, not your god, because:
A) YOUR lack of faith
B) YOUR bad choice of petitions
C) YOU are being tested
D) YOU have been naughty

So my son asks me to help him because the book shelf fell and caught his foot. I don't help him because:
A) He doesn't believe enough that I can do it.
B) He didn't ask for help for the right reasons
C) I'm testing him. Maybe he loves me unconditionally, maybe he doesn't.
D) He's been naughty.
Pointing around: "Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck you, I'm out!"
Half Baked

"Let the atheists come to me, and stop keeping them away, because the kingdom of heathens belongs to people like these." -Saint Bacon
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Religion is dumb... - by The Reality Salesman - June 1, 2013 at 11:57 pm
RE: Religion is dumb... - by Minimalist - June 2, 2013 at 12:11 am
RE: Religion is dumb... - by tokutter - June 3, 2013 at 11:26 am
RE: Religion is dumb... - by cratehorus - June 2, 2013 at 12:16 am
RE: Religion is dumb... - by Drich - June 2, 2013 at 1:13 am
RE: Religion is dumb... - by Faith No More - June 2, 2013 at 11:50 am
RE: Religion is dumb... - by The Reality Salesman - June 2, 2013 at 11:50 am
RE: Religion is dumb... - by ThomM - June 2, 2013 at 12:13 pm
RE: Religion is dumb... - by The Reality Salesman - June 2, 2013 at 12:26 pm
RE: Religion is dumb... - by Gilgamesh - June 2, 2013 at 12:20 am
RE: Religion is dumb... - by The Reality Salesman - June 2, 2013 at 11:38 am
RE: Religion is dumb... - by Drich - June 2, 2013 at 1:02 pm
RE: Religion is dumb... - by Faith No More - June 2, 2013 at 1:09 pm
RE: Religion is dumb... - by Jackalope - June 2, 2013 at 1:12 pm
RE: Religion is dumb... - by ideologue08 - June 2, 2013 at 1:13 pm
RE: Religion is dumb... - by Faith No More - June 2, 2013 at 1:18 pm
RE: Religion is dumb... - by ideologue08 - June 2, 2013 at 1:30 pm
RE: Religion is dumb... - by festive1 - June 2, 2013 at 4:12 pm
RE: Religion is dumb... - by ideologue08 - June 2, 2013 at 5:26 pm
RE: Religion is dumb... - by little_monkey - June 2, 2013 at 12:11 pm
RE: Religion is dumb... - by Faith No More - June 2, 2013 at 12:15 pm
RE: Religion is dumb... - by The Reality Salesman - June 2, 2013 at 12:21 pm
RE: Religion is dumb... - by little_monkey - June 2, 2013 at 12:36 pm
RE: Religion is dumb... - by The Reality Salesman - June 2, 2013 at 12:45 pm
RE: Religion is dumb... - by little_monkey - June 2, 2013 at 1:58 pm
RE: Religion is dumb... - by Faith No More - June 2, 2013 at 1:08 pm
RE: Religion is dumb... - by archangle - June 2, 2013 at 8:46 pm
RE: Religion is dumb... - by The Reality Salesman - June 2, 2013 at 9:20 pm
RE: Religion is dumb... - by ThomM - June 2, 2013 at 12:22 pm
RE: Religion is dumb... - by Fruity - June 2, 2013 at 3:41 pm
RE: Religion is dumb... - by The Grand Nudger - June 2, 2013 at 3:51 pm
RE: Religion is dumb... - by Fruity - June 2, 2013 at 4:01 pm
RE: Religion is dumb... - by Fruity - June 2, 2013 at 4:22 pm
RE: Religion is dumb... - by Minimalist - June 2, 2013 at 5:34 pm
RE: Religion is dumb... - by ideologue08 - June 2, 2013 at 5:41 pm
RE: Religion is dumb... - by The Grand Nudger - June 2, 2013 at 5:38 pm
RE: Religion is dumb... - by The Reality Salesman - June 2, 2013 at 6:31 pm
RE: Religion is dumb... - by Minimalist - June 2, 2013 at 9:34 pm
RE: Religion is dumb... - by The Reality Salesman - June 2, 2013 at 9:58 pm

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