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Religion is dumb...
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RE: Religion is dumb...
ideologue08 Wrote:
Quote:So I spent half the night praying that the teacher wouldn't even be there and that I won't have to do it, bearing in mind he was there for every day of the last few weeks, so more than half the class have already done their presentation. When the next morning came, he sat us all down and told us that he is going to a conference that morning, so the lesson will be taken over by a sub, and presentations are cancelled for the day.


Meanwhile, god was picking his nose. He didn't have the energy to prioritize and so he ignored the baby in Chiapas, Mexico, who's indian mom left him in the forest to die and be eaten by ants. He ignored the six year old girl who prayed for her dad not to rape her again. He also ignored the single father of two who prayed for a better job so he could pay for his child's chemo. All of this just for kicks and so he could make a teacher be busy so you could chillax. Thinking
Pointing around: "Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck you, I'm out!"
Half Baked

"Let the atheists come to me, and stop keeping them away, because the kingdom of heathens belongs to people like these." -Saint Bacon
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Religion is dumb... - by The Reality Salesman - June 1, 2013 at 11:57 pm
RE: Religion is dumb... - by Minimalist - June 2, 2013 at 12:11 am
RE: Religion is dumb... - by tokutter - June 3, 2013 at 11:26 am
RE: Religion is dumb... - by cratehorus - June 2, 2013 at 12:16 am
RE: Religion is dumb... - by Drich - June 2, 2013 at 1:13 am
RE: Religion is dumb... - by Faith No More - June 2, 2013 at 11:50 am
RE: Religion is dumb... - by The Reality Salesman - June 2, 2013 at 11:50 am
RE: Religion is dumb... - by ThomM - June 2, 2013 at 12:13 pm
RE: Religion is dumb... - by The Reality Salesman - June 2, 2013 at 12:26 pm
RE: Religion is dumb... - by Gilgamesh - June 2, 2013 at 12:20 am
RE: Religion is dumb... - by The Reality Salesman - June 2, 2013 at 11:38 am
RE: Religion is dumb... - by Drich - June 2, 2013 at 1:02 pm
RE: Religion is dumb... - by Faith No More - June 2, 2013 at 1:09 pm
RE: Religion is dumb... - by Jackalope - June 2, 2013 at 1:12 pm
RE: Religion is dumb... - by ideologue08 - June 2, 2013 at 1:13 pm
RE: Religion is dumb... - by Faith No More - June 2, 2013 at 1:18 pm
RE: Religion is dumb... - by ideologue08 - June 2, 2013 at 1:30 pm
RE: Religion is dumb... - by festive1 - June 2, 2013 at 4:12 pm
RE: Religion is dumb... - by ideologue08 - June 2, 2013 at 5:26 pm
RE: Religion is dumb... - by little_monkey - June 2, 2013 at 12:11 pm
RE: Religion is dumb... - by Faith No More - June 2, 2013 at 12:15 pm
RE: Religion is dumb... - by The Reality Salesman - June 2, 2013 at 12:21 pm
RE: Religion is dumb... - by little_monkey - June 2, 2013 at 12:36 pm
RE: Religion is dumb... - by The Reality Salesman - June 2, 2013 at 12:45 pm
RE: Religion is dumb... - by little_monkey - June 2, 2013 at 1:58 pm
RE: Religion is dumb... - by Faith No More - June 2, 2013 at 1:08 pm
RE: Religion is dumb... - by archangle - June 2, 2013 at 8:46 pm
RE: Religion is dumb... - by The Reality Salesman - June 2, 2013 at 9:20 pm
RE: Religion is dumb... - by ThomM - June 2, 2013 at 12:22 pm
RE: Religion is dumb... - by Fruity - June 2, 2013 at 3:41 pm
RE: Religion is dumb... - by The Grand Nudger - June 2, 2013 at 3:51 pm
RE: Religion is dumb... - by Fruity - June 2, 2013 at 4:01 pm
RE: Religion is dumb... - by Fruity - June 2, 2013 at 4:22 pm
RE: Religion is dumb... - by Minimalist - June 2, 2013 at 5:34 pm
RE: Religion is dumb... - by ideologue08 - June 2, 2013 at 5:41 pm
RE: Religion is dumb... - by The Grand Nudger - June 2, 2013 at 5:38 pm
RE: Religion is dumb... - by The Reality Salesman - June 2, 2013 at 6:31 pm
RE: Religion is dumb... - by Minimalist - June 2, 2013 at 9:34 pm
RE: Religion is dumb... - by The Reality Salesman - June 2, 2013 at 9:58 pm

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