I had an amusing conversation with my Gran last year. She is a Catholic young earth creationist (a real fun lady).
Anyway, I was explaining something to do with me not believing in any gods and she replied like this:
Gran: Once a Catholic, always a Catholic...
Me: But, I never was a Catholic.
Gran: Of course you were, we are Catholic, so you are as well.
Me: That doesn't make much sense.
Gran: Doesn't matter, you are still a Catholic.
She is a treat to talk to about religion, but I don't do it often because holding the laughs back can be pretty hard.
Anyway, I was explaining something to do with me not believing in any gods and she replied like this:
Gran: Once a Catholic, always a Catholic...
Me: But, I never was a Catholic.
Gran: Of course you were, we are Catholic, so you are as well.
Me: That doesn't make much sense.
Gran: Doesn't matter, you are still a Catholic.
She is a treat to talk to about religion, but I don't do it often because holding the laughs back can be pretty hard.
Cunt