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My views on Christianity ...
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My views on Christianity ...
First off, I think Christianity should be banned. Why? They banned Nazi-ism.
But they're 2 completely different things, right? Let's take a look ...

I better warn you that I fell asleep in history at school, so feel free to correct any errors if there are any.

"Features" of Nazi-ism :

- Belief that they are the superior "Aryan" race, better than the non-Aryans or "Untermensch".
- They had a system, where if someone suspected his neighbor or co-worker, etc, of being opposed to, or even just non-Nazi, he could tell his Nazi superiors and have the non-Nazi "dealt with" (sent to a concentration camp, am I right?).
- They eventually killed anyone who they deemed to be a threat to the Aryan race. Most of these people were just innocent.
- In Nazi Germany, many people had to pretend to be Nazi's.
- Even today, though a minority, they spew hatred upon all those people the Nazi's killed.

Christianity (I can just copy and paste them ^ and change some words...) :

- Belief that they are the superior "Followers of Christ", better than the non-Christians or "Heretic".
- They had a system, where if someone suspected his neighbor or co-worker, etc, of being Pagan, or even just non-Christian, he could tell his Christian superiors and have the non-Christian "dealt with" (inquisition, anyone?).
- They eventually killed anyone who they deemed to be a threat to the Christian religion. Most of these people were just innocent.
- During the Inquisition, many people had to pretend to be Christian.
- Even today, as a majority, they spew hatred upon all those people the Christians killed.

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The only difference I can see now, is that Nazi's are banned, to the point where I actually got suspended and almost expelled from school for drawing a picture of Hitler in an Asda costume out of boredom. While Christianity is free to run riot in this world.

The next subject ... Funerals.

If it's any different in America, tell me. But over here ... When someone dies, at their funeral, a priest turns up. Most of the funeral is composed of this priest telling us that we are all God's children and that the deceased person is waiting for us in Jesus's "house" for all of us who believe.

Last time I checked, funerals were for remembering this family member or friend who died, not for remembering this religious guy's fucking saviour. Am I right? I mean, my uncle died, I was at his funeral, and I just find it really offensive that this superstitious (is that the word?) old priest is hijacking the funeral. Show some respect. Sure, it gives us some comfort to believe that he's not just stopped existing, but I feel that this is just another way to promote their religion and/or make them look "Good".

Then you get the gravestones... I want to know, is there any way I can make sure they DON'T put a crucifix or the likes on my gravestone? I'd rather have a valknut or a pentagram but as long as there's no Christian symbols I'm fine. I mean ... Big greedy companies are bad but you don't see THEM advertising on someone's gravestone, do you? I've never passed a gravestone that said "BT Broadband - The most expensive, unreliable broadband yet! Call 0800-THROTTLEMYDOWNLOADS".

I'd call it blasphemy if I ever rose from the grave and saw a crucifix on my stone. When the time comes to write my will or whatever you write that decides how your funeral goes, aside from the thing about all my possessions going to my mates and family and my porn folder being deleted, I'm gonna have "No priest invited to my funeral", and "No crucifixes on my gravestone". I hope that's possible.

Well that's the end of my rant, because I need a pish, and can't be bothered writing any more. I'll probably add to it later. Tell me what you all think. And agree with me, or I'll find out where you live and take a dump on your chest then take pictures of it and upload it to Redtube.
"And on the seventh day, Man created God"
- My Bible.
I don't care if anyone else said it first 'coz it popped up in my head randomly one day =].
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My views on Christianity ... - by NuckChorris - December 15, 2009 at 4:57 am
RE: My views on Christianity ... - by tackattack - December 15, 2009 at 6:47 am
RE: My views on Christianity ... - by leo-rcc - December 15, 2009 at 7:04 am
RE: My views on Christianity ... - by tackattack - December 15, 2009 at 7:47 am
RE: My views on Christianity ... - by theVOID - December 15, 2009 at 7:50 am
RE: My views on Christianity ... - by NuckChorris - December 15, 2009 at 8:19 am
RE: My views on Christianity ... - by rjh4 - December 15, 2009 at 10:45 am
RE: My views on Christianity ... - by NuckChorris - December 15, 2009 at 12:10 pm
RE: My views on Christianity ... - by rjh4 - December 15, 2009 at 12:19 pm
RE: My views on Christianity ... - by Meatball - December 15, 2009 at 2:38 pm
RE: My views on Christianity ... - by rjh4 - December 15, 2009 at 3:05 pm
RE: My views on Christianity ... - by fr0d0 - December 15, 2009 at 7:13 pm
RE: My views on Christianity ... - by Violet - December 15, 2009 at 7:16 pm
RE: My views on Christianity ... - by Dotard - December 16, 2009 at 10:36 am
RE: My views on Christianity ... - by binny - December 16, 2009 at 12:28 pm
RE: My views on Christianity ... - by LEDO - December 16, 2009 at 10:19 pm
RE: My views on Christianity ... - by Eilonnwy - December 17, 2009 at 10:53 am
RE: My views on Christianity ... - by chatpilot - December 17, 2009 at 2:13 am
RE: My views on Christianity ... - by Rhizomorph13 - December 17, 2009 at 8:56 pm
RE: My views on Christianity ... - by fr0d0 - December 17, 2009 at 9:09 pm
RE: My views on Christianity ... - by chatpilot - December 18, 2009 at 12:32 am
RE: My views on Christianity ... - by Zhalentine - December 18, 2009 at 2:59 am
RE: My views on Christianity ... - by fr0d0 - December 18, 2009 at 6:47 am
RE: My views on Christianity ... - by leo-rcc - December 18, 2009 at 5:08 am
RE: My views on Christianity ... - by Violet - December 18, 2009 at 5:42 am
RE: My views on Christianity ... - by chatpilot - December 18, 2009 at 12:27 pm
RE: My views on Christianity ... - by fr0d0 - December 18, 2009 at 12:50 pm
RE: My views on Christianity ... - by Edwardo Piet - December 18, 2009 at 1:11 pm
RE: My views on Christianity ... - by fr0d0 - December 18, 2009 at 4:31 pm
RE: My views on Christianity ... - by chatpilot - December 18, 2009 at 5:28 pm
RE: My views on Christianity ... - by fr0d0 - December 18, 2009 at 5:46 pm
RE: My views on Christianity ... - by Edwardo Piet - December 21, 2009 at 8:25 am
RE: My views on Christianity ... - by fr0d0 - December 21, 2009 at 8:52 am
RE: My views on Christianity ... - by Purple Rabbit - December 22, 2009 at 5:30 pm
RE: My views on Christianity ... - by Edwardo Piet - December 22, 2009 at 11:32 am
RE: My views on Christianity ... - by Edwardo Piet - December 23, 2009 at 7:49 am
RE: My views on Christianity ... - by Purple Rabbit - December 23, 2009 at 9:03 am
RE: My views on Christianity ... - by Edwardo Piet - December 23, 2009 at 9:07 am
RE: My views on Christianity ... - by Meatball - December 23, 2009 at 12:26 pm
RE: My views on Christianity ... - by Purple Rabbit - December 23, 2009 at 3:31 pm
RE: My views on Christianity ... - by Edwardo Piet - December 23, 2009 at 2:12 pm
RE: My views on Christianity ... - by chatpilot - December 23, 2009 at 4:03 pm
RE: My views on Christianity ... - by Edwardo Piet - December 23, 2009 at 4:04 pm
RE: My views on Christianity ... - by chatpilot - December 23, 2009 at 4:12 pm
RE: My views on Christianity ... - by Edwardo Piet - December 23, 2009 at 4:18 pm
RE: My views on Christianity ... - by chatpilot - December 23, 2009 at 4:27 pm
RE: My views on Christianity ... - by Edwardo Piet - December 23, 2009 at 4:45 pm
RE: My views on Christianity ... - by LEDO - December 27, 2009 at 8:15 am
RE: My views on Christianity ... - by Dotard - December 27, 2009 at 10:09 am
RE: My views on Christianity ... - by chatpilot - December 27, 2009 at 12:11 pm
RE: My views on Christianity ... - by fr0d0 - December 27, 2009 at 12:13 pm
RE: My views on Christianity ... - by chatpilot - December 27, 2009 at 12:25 pm
RE: My views on Christianity ... - by fr0d0 - December 27, 2009 at 1:22 pm
RE: My views on Christianity ... - by chatpilot - December 28, 2009 at 1:53 am
RE: My views on Christianity ... - by twocompulsive - June 23, 2011 at 1:29 am

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