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Random First World Problem
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RE: Random First World Problem
Buy your kid Minecraft -dl the free FTB mod - watch how quickly the legos fall by the wayside - and rejoice in the fact that you'll never have to step on a single one of their much more complicated creations ever again.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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Random First World Problem - by festive1 - June 5, 2013 at 12:48 pm
RE: Random First World Problem - by The Grand Nudger - June 5, 2013 at 12:49 pm
RE: Random First World Problem - by Jackalope - June 5, 2013 at 12:54 pm
RE: Random First World Problem - by Tonus - June 5, 2013 at 1:02 pm
RE: Random First World Problem - by Cato - June 5, 2013 at 1:33 pm
RE: Random First World Problem - by Kayenneh - June 5, 2013 at 12:54 pm
RE: Random First World Problem - by festive1 - June 5, 2013 at 12:56 pm
RE: Random First World Problem - by ideologue08 - June 5, 2013 at 12:57 pm
RE: Random First World Problem - by Jackalope - June 5, 2013 at 1:06 pm
RE: Random First World Problem - by festive1 - June 5, 2013 at 1:00 pm
RE: Random First World Problem - by Minimalist - June 5, 2013 at 1:01 pm
RE: Random First World Problem - by Faith No More - June 5, 2013 at 1:01 pm
RE: Random First World Problem - by festive1 - June 5, 2013 at 1:04 pm
RE: Random First World Problem - by LastPoet - June 5, 2013 at 1:04 pm
RE: Random First World Problem - by Savannahw - June 5, 2013 at 1:06 pm
RE: Random First World Problem - by Cato - June 5, 2013 at 1:08 pm
RE: Random First World Problem - by festive1 - June 5, 2013 at 1:11 pm
RE: Random First World Problem - by Jackalope - June 5, 2013 at 1:12 pm
RE: Random First World Problem - by JesusHChrist - June 5, 2013 at 1:18 pm
RE: Random First World Problem - by festive1 - June 5, 2013 at 1:23 pm
RE: Random First World Problem - by The Grand Nudger - June 5, 2013 at 1:29 pm
RE: Random First World Problem - by JesusHChrist - June 5, 2013 at 1:32 pm
RE: Random First World Problem - by Faith No More - June 5, 2013 at 2:37 pm
RE: Random First World Problem - by Jackalope - June 5, 2013 at 4:19 pm
RE: Random First World Problem - by festive1 - June 5, 2013 at 1:34 pm
RE: Random First World Problem - by pocaracas - June 5, 2013 at 1:46 pm
RE: Random First World Problem - by Jackalope - June 5, 2013 at 1:49 pm
RE: Random First World Problem - by festive1 - June 5, 2013 at 1:52 pm
RE: Random First World Problem - by Savannahw - June 5, 2013 at 2:06 pm
RE: Random First World Problem - by festive1 - June 5, 2013 at 2:24 pm

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