...Continued...
"The Bible tells us about the valleys and mountains in the ocean." 2Sam 22:16
FAIL!
...and in Jonah 2:6
DUBIOUS
Ancient people could observe mountains coming out of the sea in the form of islands. Is it beyond comprehension that some ancient people could speculate there were mountains under the sea?
Remember, for this argument to succeed, it is necessary that the apologist provide proof that there was no way the information could have been known by natural means and that supernatural revelation is required to explain the passage being quoted.
"The Bible tells us the ocean has springs." Job 38:16
DUBIOUS
From the chapter that talks about the storehouses of snow...
Oh, sorry, another flat earth reference...
Nothing here beyond poetry. Nothing that couldn't possibly have been written except through divine revelation.
...But wait, we saved the best for last...
"The Bible gives good sound advice on hygiene in Lev 15:13"
SERIOUSLY?
SERIOUSLY?
FUCKING LEVITICUS CHAPTER FUCKING 15 IS SOMEONE'S IDEA OF GOOD HYGIENE ADVICE?
Are you sure you got this chapter number correct?
You do know this chapter culminates in a pigeon sacrifice, right?
You'd think apologists would be embarrassed to draw any attention to this entire chapter of mumbo-jumbo over male sexual discharges and women on the rag but obviously not.
...to be concluded...
"The Bible tells us about the valleys and mountains in the ocean." 2Sam 22:16
FAIL!
Quote:2 Sam 22:16 And the channels of the sea appeared, the foundations of the world were discovered at the rebuking of the LORD, at the blast of the breath of his nostrils.
...and in Jonah 2:6
DUBIOUS
Quote:Jonah 2:6 I went down to the bottoms of the mountains; the earth with her bars was about me for ever: yet hast thou brought up my life from corruption, O LORD my God.
Ancient people could observe mountains coming out of the sea in the form of islands. Is it beyond comprehension that some ancient people could speculate there were mountains under the sea?
Remember, for this argument to succeed, it is necessary that the apologist provide proof that there was no way the information could have been known by natural means and that supernatural revelation is required to explain the passage being quoted.
"The Bible tells us the ocean has springs." Job 38:16
DUBIOUS
From the chapter that talks about the storehouses of snow...
Quote:Job 38:13 That it might take hold of the ends of the earth, that the wicked might be shaken out of it?
Oh, sorry, another flat earth reference...
Quote:Job 38:16 Hast thou entered into the springs of the sea? or hast thou walked in the search of the depth?
Nothing here beyond poetry. Nothing that couldn't possibly have been written except through divine revelation.
...But wait, we saved the best for last...
"The Bible gives good sound advice on hygiene in Lev 15:13"
SERIOUSLY?
SERIOUSLY?
FUCKING LEVITICUS CHAPTER FUCKING 15 IS SOMEONE'S IDEA OF GOOD HYGIENE ADVICE?
Are you sure you got this chapter number correct?
You do know this chapter culminates in a pigeon sacrifice, right?
Quote:Lev 15:14-15 And on the eighth day he shall take to him two turtledoves, or two young pigeons, and come before the LORD unto the door of the tabernacle of the congregation, and give them unto the priest:
And the priest shall offer them, the one for a sin offering, and the other for a burnt offering; and the priest shall make an atonement for him before the LORD for his issue.
You'd think apologists would be embarrassed to draw any attention to this entire chapter of mumbo-jumbo over male sexual discharges and women on the rag but obviously not.
...to be concluded...
Atheist Forums Hall of Shame:
"The trinity can be equated to having your cake and eating it too."
... -Lucent, trying to defend the Trinity concept
"(Yahweh's) actions are good because (Yahweh) is the ultimate standard of goodness. That’s not begging the question"
... -Statler Waldorf, Christian apologist
"The trinity can be equated to having your cake and eating it too."
... -Lucent, trying to defend the Trinity concept
"(Yahweh's) actions are good because (Yahweh) is the ultimate standard of goodness. That’s not begging the question"
... -Statler Waldorf, Christian apologist
