(June 23, 2013 at 1:33 pm)Faith No More Wrote: A little while ago I was having trouble urinating and had to go to the doctor. When I went to schedule my appointment, I was told my doctor was away on vacation, and I would have to be seen by another. I recognized the name of the new doctor and was pretty sure it was the father of someone that I went to school with. I went to the appointment, and when the doctor went in, I realized that it actually was the guy I went to school with, not his father. Then I realized "oh, shit," because, in case you're not aware, one of the first things a doctor has to do when a male is having trouble urinating is give them a prostate exam. So, yeah, not only did I have to go through the embarrassing procedure of having a doctor stick his finger up my ass, said procedure was done by someone I was fairly acquainted with during my school years.
All I could think of was this:
