Pork-laced bullets sending Muslims straight to Hell

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“To my knowledge, Muslims, especially unknowingly, would not be banned from heaven for eating or getting hit by pork,” she said. “There are some interpreters who suggest that Muslims should eat pork rather than starve, if faced with that alternative.”

In my experience, one of the fastest ways to "reach heaven" is by eating pork.

An analysis by the U.S. Department of Agriculture showed that a 3-ounce piece of pork tenderloin had 2.98 grams of fat while a 3-ounce skinless chicken breast contained 3.03 grams of fat.

http://abcnews.go.com/Health/Diet/story?...cnnmPmTiT4