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Poll: What do you say when someone you love sneezes?
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Bless you!
39.29%
11 39.29%
You are so good lookin!
10.71%
3 10.71%
Are you ok?
7.14%
2 7.14%
Nothing.
42.86%
12 42.86%
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Response to a sneeze?
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RE: Response to a sneeze?
It's a sneeze. Why am I socially obligated to say anything at all? It's just one of those weird social tics that's become grandfathered in; nobody really knows the origin of it off the top of their heads, do they?

Besides, why are we privileging the sneeze, anyway? What's so great about sneezes that they need blessing? If I fart out in public I'd be given a well deserved look of disgust, but if I expel a miasma of germ particles from my head I get fucking blessed? What's up with that? Tongue
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Response to a sneeze? - by LeoVonFrost - June 26, 2013 at 4:18 am
RE: Response to a sneeze? - by Kayenneh - June 26, 2013 at 4:25 am
RE: Response to a sneeze? - by Minimalist - June 28, 2013 at 12:39 am
RE: Response to a sneeze? - by Kayenneh - June 26, 2013 at 4:41 am
RE: Response to a sneeze? - by NoraBrimstone - June 26, 2013 at 5:23 am
RE: Response to a sneeze? - by pocaracas - June 26, 2013 at 6:30 am
RE: Response to a sneeze? - by festive1 - June 26, 2013 at 6:32 am
RE: Response to a sneeze? - by Angrboda - June 26, 2013 at 6:59 am
RE: Response to a sneeze? - by Brian37 - June 26, 2013 at 7:06 am
RE: Response to a sneeze? - by freedomfromforum - August 10, 2013 at 6:04 pm
RE: Response to a sneeze? - by Kayenneh - June 26, 2013 at 7:06 am
RE: Response to a sneeze? - by Angrboda - June 26, 2013 at 8:13 am
RE: Response to a sneeze? - by Esquilax - June 26, 2013 at 7:54 am
RE: Response to a sneeze? - by tokutter - June 26, 2013 at 9:13 am
RE: Response to a sneeze? - by Doubting Thomas - June 26, 2013 at 9:06 am
RE: Response to a sneeze? - by Nine - June 26, 2013 at 9:08 am
RE: Response to a sneeze? - by Kayenneh - June 26, 2013 at 9:28 am
RE: Response to a sneeze? - by Savannahw - June 26, 2013 at 9:38 am
RE: Response to a sneeze? - by pocaracas - June 26, 2013 at 9:43 am
RE: Response to a sneeze? - by Kayenneh - June 26, 2013 at 9:44 am
RE: Response to a sneeze? - by wolf39us - June 26, 2013 at 11:02 am
RE: Response to a sneeze? - by Walking Void - June 27, 2013 at 9:23 pm
RE: Response to a sneeze? - by The Grand Nudger - June 27, 2013 at 9:36 pm
RE: Response to a sneeze? - by Walking Void - June 27, 2013 at 9:50 pm
RE: Response to a sneeze? - by cratehorus - June 27, 2013 at 11:09 pm
RE: Response to a sneeze? - by simplexity - June 27, 2013 at 11:45 pm
RE: Response to a sneeze? - by Tartarus Sauce - June 28, 2013 at 12:36 am
RE: Response to a sneeze? - by HAL9000 - June 28, 2013 at 6:58 am
RE: Response to a sneeze? - by Diamond - June 28, 2013 at 2:37 pm
RE: Response to a sneeze? - by Walking Void - June 28, 2013 at 4:33 pm
RE: Response to a sneeze? - by Diamond - June 28, 2013 at 8:24 pm
RE: Response to a sneeze? - by Doubting Thomas - June 28, 2013 at 5:10 pm
RE: Response to a sneeze? - by Faith No More - June 28, 2013 at 5:26 pm
RE: Response to a sneeze? - by Walking Void - June 28, 2013 at 9:59 pm
RE: Response to a sneeze? - by CleanShavenJesus - June 28, 2013 at 10:02 pm
RE: Response to a sneeze? - by Whateverist - June 28, 2013 at 10:18 pm
RE: Response to a sneeze? - by c172 - August 10, 2013 at 5:10 pm
RE: Response to a sneeze? - by Violet - August 10, 2013 at 5:50 pm
RE: Response to a sneeze? - by LostLocke - August 10, 2013 at 6:16 pm
RE: Response to a sneeze? - by The Reality Salesman - August 10, 2013 at 6:34 pm

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