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Dumb Things Theists Say
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RE: Dumb Things Theists Say
June 30, 2013 at 10:02 am
(June 25, 2013 at 3:18 pm)Maelstrom Wrote: From another site:

Quote:Tell me how you haven't been straightened out about GOD.

This below should straighten you out about the inner workings of GOD:

OK,...

According as ruler 1) A Single-Fold (or a one-fold)

According as rulers 2) A Couple-Fold (or a two-fold)

According as rulers 3) A Few-Fold (or a three-fold)

According as rulers 4) A Some-Fold (or a four-fold)

According as rulers 5) A Many-Fold (or a five or more-fold)

^That is all of the above "GOD" in measurements of even and uneven, similar and diverse, common and exclusive, and typical and exotic, aggreements of, by, for, with, and between four product souls whom make eight individual persons in all. Their aggreements are non-paradoxes and non-unstablenesses.

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What the fuck is that even supposed to mean?
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Dumb Things Theists Say - by Atheistic_Dan - June 22, 2013 at 12:15 am
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Paraselene - June 22, 2013 at 12:54 am
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by NoraBrimstone - June 22, 2013 at 12:04 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Minimalist - June 22, 2013 at 12:08 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by LastPoet - June 22, 2013 at 1:27 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Simsim - June 22, 2013 at 1:57 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Minimalist - June 25, 2013 at 4:32 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Bad Writer - June 25, 2013 at 4:49 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Bad Writer - June 25, 2013 at 1:18 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Raven - June 25, 2013 at 1:26 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Brian37 - June 25, 2013 at 1:35 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Thor - June 30, 2013 at 3:10 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by LostLocke - July 1, 2013 at 9:48 am
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Thor - July 2, 2013 at 12:57 am
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Bad Writer - July 2, 2013 at 8:04 am
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Simon Moon - June 25, 2013 at 1:46 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Rahul - June 25, 2013 at 1:56 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Brian37 - June 25, 2013 at 2:04 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by DeistPaladin - July 1, 2013 at 9:34 am
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Tonus - June 25, 2013 at 1:53 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Raven - June 25, 2013 at 2:11 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Brian37 - June 25, 2013 at 2:49 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Raven - June 25, 2013 at 3:17 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Brian37 - June 25, 2013 at 5:34 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Paraselene - June 25, 2013 at 3:18 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Faith No More - June 30, 2013 at 10:02 am
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Atheistic_Dan - June 30, 2013 at 9:44 am
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Bad Writer - June 30, 2013 at 3:00 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Godschild - July 3, 2013 at 12:00 am
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Zen Badger - July 3, 2013 at 5:55 am
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Rahul - July 3, 2013 at 10:05 am
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Ryantology - July 4, 2013 at 3:37 am
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by viocjit - June 30, 2013 at 11:23 am
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Minimalist - June 30, 2013 at 3:18 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by viocjit - July 1, 2013 at 9:21 am
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Paraselene - July 3, 2013 at 12:05 am
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Big Blue Sky - July 3, 2013 at 2:41 am
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by NoraBrimstone - July 3, 2013 at 4:09 am
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by KichigaiNeko - July 3, 2013 at 6:08 am
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Cyberman - July 3, 2013 at 9:45 am
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Brian37 - July 3, 2013 at 10:14 am
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Cyberman - July 3, 2013 at 11:36 am
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Bad Writer - July 3, 2013 at 12:05 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Godschild - July 3, 2013 at 10:14 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Esquilax - July 4, 2013 at 2:44 am
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RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Esquilax - July 4, 2013 at 12:18 pm
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RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Cyberman - July 3, 2013 at 10:32 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Fidel_Castronaut - July 4, 2013 at 7:17 am
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by downbeatplumb - July 4, 2013 at 7:59 am
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Faith No More - July 4, 2013 at 8:58 am
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by LostLocke - July 4, 2013 at 12:59 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by downbeatplumb - July 4, 2013 at 1:57 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Bad Writer - July 4, 2013 at 9:02 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Paraselene - July 4, 2013 at 9:04 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Bad Writer - July 5, 2013 at 2:18 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Faith No More - July 5, 2013 at 1:37 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Ryantology - July 5, 2013 at 4:10 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Godschild - July 5, 2013 at 6:29 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Ryantology - July 5, 2013 at 7:51 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Godschild - July 6, 2013 at 1:25 am
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Esquilax - July 6, 2013 at 1:43 am
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Ryantology - July 7, 2013 at 6:59 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Rahul - July 5, 2013 at 6:33 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by viocjit - July 7, 2013 at 3:59 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by DeistPaladin - July 7, 2013 at 4:20 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Whateverist - July 7, 2013 at 4:28 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by viocjit - July 8, 2013 at 8:51 am
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by DeistPaladin - July 8, 2013 at 10:48 am
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Michael Schubert - July 7, 2013 at 6:48 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Bad Writer - July 8, 2013 at 9:28 am
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by viocjit - July 8, 2013 at 9:48 am
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Bad Writer - July 8, 2013 at 10:37 am
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by downbeatplumb - July 8, 2013 at 11:59 am
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Bad Writer - July 8, 2013 at 12:15 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by downbeatplumb - July 8, 2013 at 12:18 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Bad Writer - July 8, 2013 at 12:26 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by downbeatplumb - July 8, 2013 at 12:30 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by DeistPaladin - July 8, 2013 at 12:18 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by DeistPaladin - July 8, 2013 at 10:46 am
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Bad Writer - July 8, 2013 at 10:57 am
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by viocjit - July 8, 2013 at 6:13 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Bad Writer - July 8, 2013 at 12:41 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Bad Writer - July 9, 2013 at 3:04 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by viocjit - July 10, 2013 at 6:54 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Rahul - July 10, 2013 at 6:22 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Brian37 - July 11, 2013 at 12:06 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Big Blue Sky - July 12, 2013 at 4:12 am
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Jackalope - July 13, 2013 at 2:57 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Cyberman - July 12, 2013 at 6:11 am
Re: Dumb Things Theists Say - by NoraBrimstone - July 12, 2013 at 6:20 am
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RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by NoraBrimstone - July 13, 2013 at 3:01 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Jackalope - July 13, 2013 at 3:15 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by pineapplebunnybounce - July 13, 2013 at 4:19 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Cyberman - July 14, 2013 at 9:47 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Tonus - July 15, 2013 at 12:12 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Jackalope - July 13, 2013 at 3:54 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by little_monkey - July 13, 2013 at 4:02 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by viocjit - July 13, 2013 at 5:11 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by pineapplebunnybounce - July 13, 2013 at 6:01 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by little_monkey - July 13, 2013 at 5:54 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by viocjit - July 28, 2013 at 12:22 pm

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