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Dumb Things Theists Say
#21
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say
The latest one I seem to be getting lately is

"Where is the evidence for cross species evolution? Where are the transitional fossils?

This one always makes me laugh, it's as if they assume half evolved animals with missing limbs and organs should be working around the planet
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#22
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say
(June 25, 2013 at 3:18 pm)Maelstrom Wrote: From another site:

Quote:Tell me how you haven't been straightened out about GOD.

This below should straighten you out about the inner workings of GOD:

OK,...

According as ruler 1) A Single-Fold (or a one-fold)

According as rulers 2) A Couple-Fold (or a two-fold)

According as rulers 3) A Few-Fold (or a three-fold)

According as rulers 4) A Some-Fold (or a four-fold)

According as rulers 5) A Many-Fold (or a five or more-fold)

^That is all of the above "GOD" in measurements of even and uneven, similar and diverse, common and exclusive, and typical and exotic, aggreements of, by, for, with, and between four product souls whom make eight individual persons in all. Their aggreements are non-paradoxes and non-unstablenesses.

http://www.hipforums.com/newforums/showt...72895&f=85

What the fuck is that even supposed to mean?
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#23
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say
A day my grand-father (A cafeteria Catholic) said to me that I must believe in God because all great civilisations had their(s) god(s) (Egyptian , Greek , Roman etc...).
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#24
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say
(June 30, 2013 at 9:44 am)Atheistic_Dan Wrote: The latest one I seem to be getting lately is

"Where is the evidence for cross species evolution? Where are the transitional fossils?

This one always makes me laugh, it's as if they assume half evolved animals with missing limbs and organs should be working around the planet

Just tell them that they are a transition. Their hands are half a tentacle by now.

(June 30, 2013 at 10:02 am)Faith No More Wrote:
(June 25, 2013 at 3:18 pm)Maelstrom Wrote: From another site:


http://www.hipforums.com/newforums/showt...72895&f=85

What the fuck is that even supposed to mean?

I LOL'd. These people are confusing themselves.
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#25
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say
(June 25, 2013 at 1:35 pm)Brian37 Wrote: The dumbest thing a theist can say is "In the beginning" because it is all downhill after that.

Whenever I stay in a hotel, the first thing I do is take the Babble they put in the nightstand drawer and cross out the line "In the beginning". I then replace it with "Once upon a time".
Science flies us to the moon and stars. Religion flies us into buildings.

God allowed 200,000 people to die in an earthquake. So what makes you think he cares about YOUR problems?
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#26
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say
Quote:So we are simply in the west on less steroids than Islam is, but our right keeps wanting to sniff the same theocratic cocaine Islam does.

I couldn't agree more, Brian. Shitwits like Pat Robertson don't hate the imams as much as they envy their power.
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#27
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say
A day my grandmother (Catholic but what kind of Catholic difficult to say , I can say that she's a Cafeteria Catholic by ignorance) said to me that if God was not real she knew that.

But she said a thing who is problematic because :
1.Many Hindus have a personal relationship with Krishna and Vishnu but these Gods does not exist. (Read a translation of the Vedas and you will understand the reason).
2.Many Muslims have a personal relationship with Allah but he does not exist (read a translation of the Qur'an and you will understand the reasons who explain that he's not real).
3.Many Vikings had a personal relationship with Thor (But Thor is not real).
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#28
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say
(June 25, 2013 at 2:04 pm)Brian37 Wrote: Well, simple, would these people who use these stupid arguments buy the same arguments if someone with a different pet deity were using them?

In fact, you do often hear Muslim apologists copying and pasting these apologetic arguments after running a "find/change" function (find word "Jesus" and change to "Allah" and find word "Bible" and change to "Qu'ran").

Always at the end of these canned hack philosophy arguments is an unspoken act of special pleading that "by 'God' we mean 'Yahweh-Jesus', of course".
Atheist Forums Hall of Shame:
"The trinity can be equated to having your cake and eating it too."
...      -Lucent, trying to defend the Trinity concept
"(Yahweh's) actions are good because (Yahweh) is the ultimate standard of goodness. That’s not begging the question"
...       -Statler Waldorf, Christian apologist
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#29
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say
(June 30, 2013 at 3:10 pm)Thor Wrote: Whenever I stay in a hotel, the first thing I do is take the Babble they put in the nightstand drawer and cross out the line "In the beginning". I then replace it with "Once upon a time".
Hey! I like that show!

Don't sully its name by writing it in a bible please!! Angry
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#30
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say
(July 1, 2013 at 9:48 am)LostLocke Wrote:
(June 30, 2013 at 3:10 pm)Thor Wrote: Whenever I stay in a hotel, the first thing I do is take the Babble they put in the nightstand drawer and cross out the line "In the beginning". I then replace it with "Once upon a time".
Hey! I like that show!

Don't sully its name by writing it in a bible please!! Angry

That's one of my favorite shows as well! It would be cool to live in Storybrooke!
Science flies us to the moon and stars. Religion flies us into buildings.

God allowed 200,000 people to die in an earthquake. So what makes you think he cares about YOUR problems?
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