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Prayer-O-Matic

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RE: Prayer-O-Matic
July 4, 2013 at 1:23 pm
The one at the top:

Quote: Joseph Christ
Demon inside my head

Hi God. So there is this demon inside my head that is making me question your logic. How do I get it out?


God

You need to sneeze really hard and have someone say “bless you”. It’s important that the person say “bless you” not just because it sounds odd to have silence after a sneeze but with actual intent to disuade any sneezed demons to re-enter.
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Prayer-O-Matic

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Prayer-O-Matic - by prayeromatic - July 4, 2013 at 1:16 pm
RE: Prayer-O-Matic - by Silver - July 4, 2013 at 1:23 pm
RE: Prayer-O-Matic - by catfish - July 4, 2013 at 1:30 pm
RE: Prayer-O-Matic - by prayeromatic - July 5, 2013 at 2:03 pm
RE: Prayer-O-Matic - by Kayenneh - July 6, 2013 at 3:19 am
RE: Prayer-O-Matic - by prayeromatic - September 7, 2013 at 12:03 am
RE: Prayer-O-Matic - by Jackalope - September 7, 2013 at 2:21 am

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