RE: Atheists go to Heaven too
August 1, 2013 at 2:11 am
(This post was last modified: August 1, 2013 at 2:12 am by Whateverist.)
(July 31, 2013 at 10:27 pm)PeterPriesthood Wrote:(July 31, 2013 at 9:40 pm)whateverist Wrote: You seem like a pretty personable Mormon with your booze, coffee and cheap whores but I don't fancy your signature, mormonbuddy.
Why be a sheeple? Do what you think you should do and most especially be what you in fact are. This is what you should learn.
I learned that I was a child of God, and this helped me understand who I was. Now I can be who I was always meant to be. I love this quote! I'm not saying it strips me of personality...I mean...I love beers and wines, what can I say?
Then you don't deny the whores? (Don't worry. Just send me a pair of magic, endowment enhancing underwear and no one needs to find out.)
(July 31, 2013 at 10:27 pm)PeterPriesthood Wrote:(July 31, 2013 at 10:04 pm)whateverist Wrote: Looks like we finally found something to disagree on. Turns out earth is heaven. Religion was invented by the devil to tempt you away from our divine mother earth. You have been deceived. Repent and learn to love this place, this time and this earth before you miss out forever.
LOL. Looks like you delved into some of the online tellings of the Temple Endowment ceremony. I like the phrase, "Milk before meat". Giving a person all the "meat" up front tends to give them an upset stomach, but if a child begins with "milk", then the meat will not be so harsh once it is introduced.
That being said, I don't mind talking about the meat, but there are some things pertaining to the Endowment Ceremony that I have sworn an oath to stay silent about, lest I am within the walls of a Temple. I'll do my best in helping you understand what these things mean, though by your jesting tone, it seems you understand the implications of what you have discovered, no?
Don't have a clue. I just have this criticism toward Christians generally who sell this life/world short in their hurry to get to the 'candy store'. Your describing the earth as a test made me think you have the same low regard for this life. (Glad to hear it if I'm wrong about that.) I think we can all be very grateful for the plenitude, stability and beauty of this world.
But I am intrigued by this "endowment ceremony". Can a guy actually become more endowed this way? (Not that I need it mind you, I've probably wrecked more than a few ladies.)
I'm glad that you can appreciate the jesting. Nothing wrong with enjoying a little banter.
