Atheists go to Heaven too

[PeterPriesthood]

Then you don't deny the whores? (Don't worry. Just send me a pair of magic, endowment enhancing underwear and no one needs to find out.)

But I'd know Oh...and so would God, it seems.

Don't have a clue. I just have this criticism toward Christians generally who sell this life/world short in their hurry to get to the 'candy store'. Your describing the earth as a test made me think you have the same low regard for this life. (Glad to hear it if I'm wrong about that.) I think we can all be very grateful for the plenitude, stability and beauty of this world.

Low regard for life? I hope that's not how I sound. I regard human life as the very pinnacle of creation. (I also think God used evolution to get us to this point...perhaps we haven't finished evolving just yet?)

But I am intrigued by this "endowment ceremony". Can a guy actually become more endowed this way? (Not that I need it mind you, I've probably wrecked more than a few ladies.)

Word. The mental image of what you described will haunt me for a few days now.

Anyway, I can't give you any real specifics on the Endowment Ceremony, though I heard a person can find actual footage from inside a Temple taken via hidden camera...and all this on YouTube! I won't break my oath and start spilling the beans, so I'll let someone else do so in my place

I'm glad that you can appreciate the jesting. Nothing wrong with enjoying a little banter.

Or beer.