Actually, saying that 'even' atheists get to go to heaven is missing the point by quite a hefty margin. It's sort of like me saying "yes, I know you don't believe in magic unicorns, but don't worry because one day you'll have one of your very own! Her name is Mildred."
Also, granting atheists the curse of the grand prize is an admission that belief in your god, whatever you want to call it, is not necessary. In fact, on that basis it's probably better to live your life on your own feet rather than your knees - sort of a reverse Pascal's Wager (Lacsap's Wager, anyone? No? Sod you then
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Also, granting atheists the curse of the grand prize is an admission that belief in your god, whatever you want to call it, is not necessary. In fact, on that basis it's probably better to live your life on your own feet rather than your knees - sort of a reverse Pascal's Wager (Lacsap's Wager, anyone? No? Sod you then

At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'