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Your Religion Might Be BS if......
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RE: Your Religion Might Be BS if......
Your religion is bullshit if it involves kissing statues.
Your religion is bullshit if it involves kissing asses (does not matter whether human or divine)
Your religion is bullshit if you passively accept it.
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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Messages In This Thread
Your Religion Might Be BS if...... - by freedomfromforum - August 7, 2013 at 1:22 pm
RE: Your Religion Might Be BS if...... - by Edwardo Piet - August 7, 2013 at 2:43 pm
RE: Your Religion Might Be BS if...... - by Edwardo Piet - August 7, 2013 at 3:16 pm
RE: Your Religion Might Be BS if...... - by Anomalocaris - August 7, 2013 at 3:09 pm
RE: Your Religion Might Be BS if...... - by Walking Void - August 7, 2013 at 6:45 pm
RE: Your Religion Might Be BS if...... - by Lucanus - August 8, 2013 at 7:06 pm
RE: Your Religion Might Be BS if...... - by Walking Void - August 8, 2013 at 7:39 pm
RE: Your Religion Might Be BS if...... - by Edwardo Piet - August 9, 2013 at 5:45 pm

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