Okay - this is from TheOnion and it is supposed to be a joke....I think.
http://www.theonion.com/articles/insecur...ove,33427/
It sounds more like someone was writing about someone they knew.
http://www.theonion.com/articles/insecur...ove,33427/
Quote:RALEIGH, NC—Calling it his lifelong dream, local man Brendan Lockhart, an insecure and perpetually frustrated bully who believes he has something to prove to the world, told reporters Thursday that he is seriously considering a career in law enforcement.
Lockhart, a recent high-school graduate who sources confirmed is plagued by resentment, self-doubt, unexpected fits of rage, and has always had a penchant for tormenting those who are smaller and weaker than him, explained that he feels he is well suited to serve as a police officer.
It sounds more like someone was writing about someone they knew.