A small thanks to the resident Theists..

[Bad Writer]

All his simple mind could process from your post was "The Wheels on the Bus" song and the comment about his baby penis. Everything productive was lost when he zipped down his fly, took a gander, and commenced rofl-ing. At least we know the silly song will be stuck in his head for some time.

WOW, so much strawman failure in such a short rant.
Care to offer missluckie some support with her bare assertion by trying to deflect from her lies and adding a few of your own?
All it takes is one verse to support her made-up, delusional bullshit.

Fluff, deflection and denial, you're too predictable dumbass.

It was an exercise in making up a story, something you Christians are very familiar with. And, yeah, I'm lumping you in with the other Christians because you are one; I've been informed about this little fact by other members, so if you deny it then either a) you're a liar or b) they're lying to me. Which is it? You can't both be lying.

Also, if you are a Christian, then there's a 99% chance that you actually believe in god. If you don't believe in god, then I hope you realize what that makes you. (I just got a good, yet scary, thought of catfish as an atheist.)

Next, if you are a Christian that believes in god, then you are making a claim by association. This claim is that god exists; this is the ultimate claim for which you must provide evidence and demonstrate as true. If you cannot do this, then you cannot even begin to surmise what god is or isn't, what his holy book actually says, or what others are saying about their own crazy delusional claims. Define your god, define your religion, give forth some evidence, and proceed. If you do not, then you can definitely fuck off.