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Why is Tyre Still Here When God Said it Would Sink Under the Waves?

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Why is Tyre Still Here When God Said it Would Sink Under the Waves?
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RE: Why is Tyre Still Here When God Said it Would Sink Under the Waves?
September 16, 2013 at 9:06 am
(September 16, 2013 at 2:23 am)Ryantology Wrote: God's like a sleazy mechanic doing a state inspection, making us have to change our Tyre when there was nothing wrong with the one we had.

THAT'S IT!

Satan had a spare Tyre. While Jesus wasn't looking, Satan got out a jack, raised the world from it's four pillars (it rests on pillars, you know) and changed the Tyre. He's awfully clever for a talking snake but I'm on to him.

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RE: Why is Tyre Still Here When God Said it Would Sink Under the Waves? - by YahwehIsTheWay - September 16, 2013 at 9:06 am

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