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[Rahul]

My parents had a Rott shipped over from Germany when I was a kid. That was one huge, mean ass dog.

I'll take on any dog. All you need is a knife and something to wrap around one of your arms. Wrap up your arm real well and hold the knife in the other. When the dog runs at you hold out the wrapped up arm and when he clamps down on it stab up into the throat and pull sideways hard.

The trained dogs are even easier to kill because this is how they are used to grabbing guys in those suits for training. Really most dogs survive confrontations because people aren't expecting a dog after them.

Now a Rott may break your arm in all of this. But you'll win.