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[Godscreated]

Funny real funny. I tell you what anyone willing to take them on one on one and I'll give you a club can have the one you defeat, by the way please don't pay any attention to my laughing while you try.

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[Bad Writer]

You breed your dogs to fight? I hope you know there are laws against that.

[Cyberman]

Because we are quite clearly seriously suggesting killing and eating your dogs. Right?

[Mystical]

Club? fuck, I'll throw them the baby and become their best friend. then we'll eat their master..

ha! made you look at your dog weird.

[Rahul]

My parents had a Rott shipped over from Germany when I was a kid. That was one huge, mean ass dog.

I'll take on any dog. All you need is a knife and something to wrap around one of your arms. Wrap up your arm real well and hold the knife in the other. When the dog runs at you hold out the wrapped up arm and when he clamps down on it stab up into the throat and pull sideways hard.

The trained dogs are even easier to kill because this is how they are used to grabbing guys in those suits for training. Really most dogs survive confrontations because people aren't expecting a dog after them.

Now a Rott may break your arm in all of this. But you'll win.

[Walking Void]

You could always lunge with a kick, too.

But I prefer to club baby seals.

[Rahul]

You could always lunge with a kick, too.

Lunge with a kick? Not sure what you mean.

[Lemonvariable72]

You could always lunge with a kick, too.

But I prefer to club baby seals.

Do I smell a newfie?

[Walking Void]

I mean, the dog only comes at You from 1 direction, the boy band. No, just kidding. But seriously, a counteracting kick in their direction when they dive at You can help defend and/or break the attacking dog.



Wtf, seriously auto-corrected to sedulously.

Edit: I just found the most precidorable picture of a baby seal.

[Godscreated]

You breed your dogs to fight? I hope you know there are laws against that.

I have show dogs idiot, breeding dogs to fight is classless.

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My parents had a Rott shipped over from Germany when I was a kid. That was one huge, mean ass dog.

I'll take on any dog. All you need is a knife and something to wrap around one of your arms. Wrap up your arm real well and hold the knife in the other. When the dog runs at you hold out the wrapped up arm and when he clamps down on it stab up into the throat and pull sideways hard.

The trained dogs are even easier to kill because this is how they are used to grabbing guys in those suits for training. Really most dogs survive confrontations because people aren't expecting a dog after them.

Now a Rott may break your arm in all of this. But you'll win.

Really, brave aren't you, not all dogs are trained to bite arms, I use to help train dogs for protection, ever heard of crouch biters, you never know what you might get or what you might lose.

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