^ fantastic joke, 10/10.
My two cents? Try before you buy so to speak. Is it at all possibly to job shadow either place? Forgive my ignorance if this has already been discussed. I'm at work so I'm just sort of jumping in.
Most employers have no problem accommodating someone who wants to see what they do day to day. Sales is pretty transparent though. Push lousy products on people, and make sure you get that warranty out as well!
My two cents? Try before you buy so to speak. Is it at all possibly to job shadow either place? Forgive my ignorance if this has already been discussed. I'm at work so I'm just sort of jumping in.
Most employers have no problem accommodating someone who wants to see what they do day to day. Sales is pretty transparent though. Push lousy products on people, and make sure you get that warranty out as well!

No creator in the heavens above (I am the lightning)
Rest your weary mind
No demons in the furnace below (I am the frenzy)
I have realized I AM GOD
Rest your weary mind
No demons in the furnace below (I am the frenzy)
I have realized I AM GOD