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Why is God treated like a retarded and selfish child?

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Why is God treated like a retarded and selfish child?
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RE: Why is God treated like a retarded and selfish child?
September 25, 2013 at 4:28 pm
(September 25, 2013 at 4:06 pm)Maelstrom Wrote:
(September 25, 2013 at 4:04 pm)Doubting Thomas Wrote: You're joking, right?

Theists do not joke around when it comes to their delusions.

Maelstrom, after I read your comment, I thought I'd look up some stupid Christian jokes, and I found this dumb one that even atheists can believe in (to a degree).

A Sunday school teacher was asking her students some questions after a series of lessons on God's omnipotence. She asked, "Is there anything God can't do?"
All was silent. Finally, one boy held up his hand.
The teacher, on seeing this, was disappointed that they had missed the point of the lesson. She sighed and asked, "Well, what is it you think God can't do?"
The boy replied, "He can't please everybody."

Makes sense to me.
"Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it, no matter if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense.”
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"Anyone wanting to believe Jesus lived and walked as a real live human being must do so despite the evidence, not because of it."
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RE: Why is God treated like a retarded and selfish child? - by Beta Ray Bill - September 25, 2013 at 4:28 pm

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