(September 25, 2013 at 12:58 pm)John V Wrote:(September 25, 2013 at 12:45 pm)Beta Ray Bill Wrote: But it's NOT a comic book!Of course it's not a comic book. If it were, you might actually have read it.
There are no pictures.
Sure it is. Replace the word "God" and "Lord" with "Batman" and see if the fantastic claims still make sense to you, like women being popped out of a man's rib, talking donkeys talking snakes. The sun and moon being separate sources of light.
Malichi 2:3, Isiah 45:7, . Or Lot fucking his daughters and pawning them off to rapists to save his own skin. She bears mauling children for picking on an old guy. Or Infanticide of babies.
Oh and how Noah magically made a boat that carried millions of species. Funny how children's bibles never depict the dangerous ones like cobras or black widows. Magically he kept prey and predator apart, didn't get eaten himself by lions or stomped by rhinos or hippos. Or how about this gem.
http://sciencefocus.com/feature/health/1...-parasites. One of them has a life cycle that leads it to burrow into a human penis.
You can make that comic book work because it suits your own personal desires. But in order to do that you have to ignore all the scientific absurd claims and morally repugnant behavior of the god character and all the contradictions in the bible.