(September 26, 2013 at 7:57 am)Deckard Wrote: I demand a woman to have a full quota of internal organs and be the same blood type as me... And that her dad owns a pub...
I have simple needs. I just need a woman that's deaf, dumb, and inflatable. As long as she doesn't squeak or hiss during the Superbowl, I'll love her forever.
There is an ALLLL-knowing, ALLLL-powerful, inVISible being who is everywhere, who created the WHOLE universe, who lives in another dimension called heaven, who is perfect in every way, who was never born and will never die, and who watches you every minute of every day (even when you're squeezing one out on the toilet). There are also unicorns, leprechauns, Santa Claus, an Easter Bunny, and a giant purple people eater.
JUST BELIEVE IT!
JUST BELIEVE IT!