Why atheism is irrational

[Something completely different]

Most of the responses here just go to prove my hypothesis.

Your thread starter does not deserve to be called "hypothesis".

Before you even dare to make another statement in which you judge over an entire group of people based on nothing but "assumptions" which dont even deserve to be called assumtions you and every new member who joinedt this forum since you disapeared should read through the post which made you disapear:

Just kidding. I hope you consume fecal matter and lose your life to a long, drawn-out battle with a painful cancer. Since you claim to be a woman (I have my doubts), I hope it involves your breasts (or your ovaries, if you even have a pair). But yeah, a double mastectomy sounds good.

And look on the plus side- you'll have finally lost some of that weight you've been dying to lose given your constant yo-yo dieting and self-esteem issues. Chop about ten pounds of uneven saggy tits off just like that.

Too bad losing it in such a way would not exactly have the effect of making you attractive.

But you'll save money on lingerie. "No, just the panties please. I lost my breasts to cancer and now I can't feed my own infant or take care of my boyfriend."

Maybe you can use the concave cups hollowed out of your chest to store miscellany in. Car keys, joke books. Perhaps cole slaw in one, mashed potatoes in another, so you can be a lazy susan.

You'll be invited to all the parties!

Now if all this seems needlessly longwinded, it's because I never actually said Hitler was an atheist. Or imply as much.

And you shouldn't have made that false assumption.

http://atheistforums.org/thread-15925-po...#pid370125

All's fair in love and war until you can't handle the heat in the kitchen. Yeah, I mixed 'em.

Listen, I don't do things for people very often. I was waxing poetic because *I* was bored and wanted to try *my* creative muscles at something different. I don't know you from Marilyn Monroe and don't have a vested interest in saying anything of import to your person. Nothing you've said or done carries enough consequence for me to write more than "Happy Kwanzaa" to you.

Even your name, which is very...dramatic and congruently promoted in your signature, is just pleasant in passing to me, not eye-catchingly intriguing. I've never much cared about how you got to your throne, where your kingdom is located, whether there is a king, and why you are only queen in the summer. And who the hell is the fall queen, and which of the queens are cuter, and what will happen when global warming hits your kingdom and summer is all year round

I'm not curious about these things. Well okay just a little, but I don't care enough to show interest to you about it.

Or anybody here for that matter. Except Shell B, to whom I want to point out that one of the literary quotes from her website was spoken by one of the most devoutly and openly religious theists, one whose fame and legacy rests in large part on his theological leanings. Teehee.

But that's not even properly two lines, is it?

I don't wish those things on you. But you making things up, and then telling me to fuck off for your mistake? That was like dabbing the quill and putting it in my hand.

That was not a positive impression to make. And you didn't help yourself with the Hitler catcalling.

And you are braindead enought to call others "irrational"!!!

What kind of a disgusting person choses to hurt and insult a woman by attacking her femininity??????

And then even blame such a disgusting and low attack on the person you attacked!

Seriously! Leave this forum!!!