But he's not your God.
He's the God that rides the Bull over the surface of the universe wearing a jaunty hat.
All the religions of the world have but a view of the real God. He came to me and explained it all.
Now I know you want evidence - so did I, so he showed me.
He signed the planet (highlighted in red):
![[Image: earth.jpg]](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-dqpEtgFgW2s/UkUoNUPmfyI/AAAAAAAAGlI/8vWMnrenB8k/w698-h646-no/earth.jpg)
Notice how the heads encompass the birthplace of all the world's great religions. Coincidence - I think not.
He is the bringer of laws and the rewarder from beyond the heavens. His rules are to be followed by everyone and can be summarized as follows:
"Don't be a cunt."
He also confirmed the following:
Science - go for it.
Homosexuality - not compulsory.
Equality - always.
Slavery - out.
Evolution - in.
Praying - out (sort your own problems out dipshit)
Temples - out.
Charity - in.
Paedophilia - out (seek counselling)
The universe - figure it out.
He welcomes questions through his prophet - Max, the not quite as magnificent as he would like to be.
He's the God that rides the Bull over the surface of the universe wearing a jaunty hat.
All the religions of the world have but a view of the real God. He came to me and explained it all.
Now I know you want evidence - so did I, so he showed me.
He signed the planet (highlighted in red):
Notice how the heads encompass the birthplace of all the world's great religions. Coincidence - I think not.
He is the bringer of laws and the rewarder from beyond the heavens. His rules are to be followed by everyone and can be summarized as follows:
"Don't be a cunt."
He also confirmed the following:
Science - go for it.
Homosexuality - not compulsory.
Equality - always.
Slavery - out.
Evolution - in.
Praying - out (sort your own problems out dipshit)
Temples - out.
Charity - in.
Paedophilia - out (seek counselling)
The universe - figure it out.
He welcomes questions through his prophet - Max, the not quite as magnificent as he would like to be.
